Originally posted by SunburntRec-worthy.
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.
Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungTalking of breasts; I remember when I met the wife and they were pert. We use to laugh when testing pertness. A pencil no less. Place under breast and if it falls to floor they are indeed pert. If it sticks then you know they're sagging.
You guys get off on saggy, cancer ridden breasteses?!
I said to our lass the other day "Anybody seen the typewriter?" 😉
Originally posted by mikelomI vaguely remember hearing about a woman who could carry a microwave oven under her breast.
Talking of breasts; I remember when I met the wife and they were pert. We use to laugh when testing pertness. A pencil no less. Place under breast and if it falls to floor they are indeed pert. If it sticks then you know they're sagging.
I said to our lass the other day "Anybody seen the typewriter?" 😉
Originally posted by SunburntVery stylish! 😏
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Originally posted by SunburntI'm making my appointment tomorrow!
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
I may have to shave for that event....😞
Originally posted by SunburntYou are AMAZING Sunburnt...I don't know how you think of these things!
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
You should publish this!
Originally posted by SunburntDo not trust whatever Red Night says regarding women. The closest he has been to one is when he was born.
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.
Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
