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It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

due time, to clutch you in my palm's warm embrace! I will swim your

surface until every last drop is drunk and both summits are

conquered. Only we four will expunge all foe, big and small!

Come to me, place your goose-pimpled innocence to my care; I am

returned, my pretties, come now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
The title alone earns this a rec.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
I stand at attention for this work of art.

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Very nice.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
That's absolutely brilliant!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Nethers tingling, pants getting tighter... Keep talking.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Excellent!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Rec'd!

The title by itself deserves a prize.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Where's the wink?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Where's the wink?
This is a clinical report 😠! A reminder to all women!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
This is a clinical report 😠! A reminder to all women!
wrek whore

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Originally posted by Sunburnt

Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Well stated and important advice. Life-long health to you.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Well stated and important advice. Life-long health to you.
I like breasteses.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
I am strangley aroused...rec'd