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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm sure it's ok to write about murder.
F'd to death. What a way to go.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Absolutely, although when I post the poems for voting, I will have to change it to "[effing -- ed]" or some such.
effing doesn't rhyme with Truck Duck Tuck Luck Buck Chuck Tuck Muck Suck Puck or Yuck

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm sure it's ok to write about murder.
Yes, but murder doesn't win PRIZES, or even decent placing.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
effing doesn't rhyme with Truck Duck Tuck Luck Buck Chuck Tuck Muck Suck Puck or Yuck
Correct. And rhyming is key.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
effing doesn't rhyme with Truck Duck Tuck Luck Buck Chuck Tuck Muck Suck Puck or Yuck
Why can't we have "literary license" for this special occasion?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
effing doesn't rhyme with Truck Duck Tuck Luck Buck Chuck Tuck Muck Suck Puck or Yuck
Nor does "fun", so I don't see your point. 😕

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
effing doesn't rhyme with Truck Duck Tuck Luck Buck Chuck Tuck Muck Suck Puck or Yuck
Your verse will be stuck. 😵


EDIT: So don't be a schmuck, when rhyming with....

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
This is totally sexist and biased. 😠
If I started a thread about inspection of my male parts, I would open myself up to magnifying glass jokes ad nauseam. 😕

A wise man once said, "Oh! The power of boobs."

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
If I started a thread about inspection of my male parts, I would open myself up to magnifying glass jokes ad nauseam. 😕

Try it, let's see.

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Post 100, what did I win?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Post 100, what did I win?
A magnifying glass.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Post 100, what did I win?
GG 😛

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Originally posted by SJ247
let's see.
You'll have to borrow Phlabby's magnifying glass. 😳

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A wise man once said, "Oh! The power of boobs."
Who said that? Jesus?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
You'll have to borrow Phlabby's magnifying glass. 😳
When you're born with a unibrow, you receive a complimentary magnifyer/tweezer set. I'm good.