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Well done.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Do you remember a conversation we had by PM a month or so ago?

I guess I was right, huh?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Do you remember a conversation we had by PM a month or so ago?

I guess I was right, huh?
Congratulations.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Do you remember a conversation we had by PM a month or so ago?

I guess I was right, huh?
What was your favorite part of the poem?


Originally posted by Red Night
Do you remember a conversation we had by PM a month or so ago?

I guess I was right, huh?
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appraisal and your opinion only, and only your opinion matters or is true. However, we modern women tend to both laugh at ourselves and admire our assets equally. We don't require validation from men. We validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
Nice. Recc'd.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
Did he tell you that you were on the site for male attention? I am stunned. Truly stunned. You are to him what Esmarelda was to Frollo in Hunchback.


Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Nice touch.


😉

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
You absolutely rock today! You go girl! 🙂


Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I pitched a tent just in case. 😳

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appraisal and your opinion only, and only your opinion matters or is true. However, we modern women ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are.

Well said, Sunburst. I have made this post of yours a recommendation!!!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
Rec'd, and thanks for the reminder 😀

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I could explain the humor in this for you, but something tells me you won't get it anyway.

Your opinion may be that I am on this site simply for male attention, but I guarantee you won't get much agreement. Perhaps you see most women in this light only - that females have only looks to offer or that we seek your approval, that we are here for your appr ...[text shortened]... validate ourselves, we charm ourselves. We can be sexy, smart and funny all at the same time.
An excellent rebuttal.

I admire women who fearlessly battle sexist pigs.

D

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel

friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise

your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and

by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;

forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in

d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.


Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
All I can say is WOW! GREAT!! Way ta go girl! Charlotta

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I pitched a tent just in case. 😳
Icy, read it slowly and carefully, we all know you comprehend it. 😀 Charlotta