Originally posted by SunburntGot Pic's?
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Originally posted by SunburntFor some reason a bizarre Boschian bag-pipes image comes to mind ...
Only we four will expunge all foe, big and small!
Come to me, place your goose-pimpled innocence to my care; I am
returned, my pretties, come now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Originally posted by SunburntHow dare you blatantly have breasts on a chess site. It's enough that we have so many Tits posting here, but for you to actually have a pair......it's preposterous.
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d ...[text shortened]... now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Any "Fine ass" analogies you can post?.......Enquiring minds need to know 😛
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Originally posted by SunburntWould you like to be an invited speaker at the RHP Verse Competition Awards Ceremony next month? There is clearly much we can all learn from you.
It has been ages since we last manipulated. I do not sit idle; cruel
friends keep me from examining your round spheres. Let me appraise
your wondrous globes for hateful malignancies, benign deposits and
by consequence of age, mournful sagging. Oh, beloved mammaries;
forgive me! My intent was not to wantonly abandon, but to return, in
d now, into the the cup of my hand.
Long overdue breast self-examination
December 18, 2008
Originally posted by cashthetrashYou are right about "admonissions", which should be spelt "admonitions" (it did look funny). But "patrilineal" is a perfectly valid word: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/patrilineal
Work on these for a while and get back with me.
admonissions
patrilineal
Atrocious may have been a little harsh. He properly made these fictitious words up and has yet to give them meaning.
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Originally posted by cashthetrashYou are an atrossious grammar Nazi.
He properly made these fictitious words up and has yet to give them meaning.
I'll translate my post into terms you may have a chance of understanding...
"Gratitude is bestowed. Friendly admonissions to non-gratuitously
cosset ones' spheroids; too sporadically to pass, derived from
fecund to patrilineal. "
means
"Cheers buddy. Women too rarely remind men of the need to fondle their own ballz."
D
Originally posted by Ragnorakatrocious
You are an atrossious grammar Nazi.
I'll translate my post into terms you may have a chance of understanding...
"Gratitude is bestowed. Friendly admonissions to non-gratuitously
cosset ones' spheroids; too sporadically to pass, derived from
fecund to patrilineal. "
means
"Cheers buddy. Women too rarely remind men of the need to fondle their own ballz."
D
admonitions
See I knew you could talk smack if you tried hard enough. Thanks to Nordlys my Nazi is improving. I did learn a new word. Although, I still wouldn't want to use it in a sentence for fear of getting punched in the groin.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI'm glad that you get the humor in this 🙂.
How dare you blatantly have breasts on a chess site. It's enough that we have so many Tits posting here, but for you to actually have a pair......it's preposterous.
Any "Fine ass" analogies you can post?.......Enquiring minds need to know 😛