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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who said that? Jesus?
H.L. Mencken

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who said that? Jesus?
No, he said, Man that hurts. 🙁

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Originally posted by SJ247
When you're born with a unibrow, you receive a complimentary magnifyer/tweezer set. I'm good.
What do you do with the tweezers? 😳

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
What do you do with the tweezers? 😳
Loan them to guys for their self-inspections.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Loan them to guys for their self-inspections.
Silly me, I thought you used them on your eyebrows. 😕

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Originally posted by SJ247
Loan them to guys for their self-inspections.
Lend.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Yes, but murder doesn't win PRIZES, or even decent placing.
That's totally false! DO IT!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
That's totally false! DO IT!
I DID IT.

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Whether murder wins the competition is up to the voters, but whether murder wins prizes depends on whether or not the murder constitutes a case of poetic justice. This is, after all, a verse competition.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Lend.
For what are you inspecting? I wouldn't want my tweezers besmirched.

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Originally posted by SJ247
For what are you inspecting?
Grammatical errors, obviously.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Whether murder wins the competition is up to the voters, but whether murder wins prizes depends on whether or not the murder constitutes a case of poetic justice. This is, after all, a verse competition.
Could you define "verse", for purposes of the competition? I honestly have yet to understand the difference between poetry, prose, verse, and the like.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Grammatical errors, obviously.
I didn't think people actually had those, um, those peepee tattooes.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Grammatical errors, obviously.
Hey Noodles, its been some time, any chance of a snog under the mistletoe this year?

While your there, any chance you can roast my nuts after a couple glasses of mulled wine?

Thanks love xxx

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Originally posted by rmacken
Hey Noodles, its been some time, any chance of a snog under the mistletoe this year?

While your there, any chance you can roast my nuts after a couple glasses of mulled wine?

Thanks love xxx
Disgusting!