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Originally posted by eamon oThats why i didnt pay for mine😛
its far nobler to suffer the ads you know, charachter building, some of those ads can be very distracting. subscribers are so self-righteous, yet fools and their money are easily parted.
(Ps -i know youre really a fat bloke in a string vest and now your secret is out)
AND she wishes she was that fat bloke!😛
Originally posted by eamon oNow you've done it
its far nobler to suffer the ads you know, charachter building, some of those ads can be very distracting. subscribers are so self-righteous, yet fools and their money are easily parted.
(Ps -i know youre really a fat bloke in a string vest and now your secret is out)
Originally posted by arrakisSome people join for other reasons -- like their work or social circle or town doesn't include eligible bachelors.
People who join a dating service are [b]serious about finding a companion. So yes, you did lead her on. SHe thought the two of you would become a couple and you'd fulfill the gap in her life. You thoughtless bastard! To think that once you met her you wouldn't fall head over heels in love with her? Would not be able to live without her!? What's wrong wit ...[text shortened]... your phone number. Feel lucky, others have had to move to a different house or city! 😲[/b]
Originally posted by eamon ohahah i was once like you too and didnt pay but then i got smart and its so much better on this side! 🙂
its far nobler to suffer the ads you know, charachter building, some of those ads can be very distracting. subscribers are so self-righteous, yet fools and their money are easily parted.
(Ps -i know youre really a fat bloke in a string vest and now your secret is out)
you dont like big fat swaety blockes in singlets? why whats wrong with that? 😛
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundReply to her emails, but only using Shakespearean English. The intellectual effort of reading and responding will soon wear her out.
I have one of the contacts from the dating site who is creeping me out, and i need your help.
I mean, i never said, or did anything to lead her on, maybe send her a pic of me, and we went for one unsuccessful date....now she's seriously creeping me out.
First it was the e-mails, and i stupidly gave her my mobile number so we could co-ordinat ...[text shortened]... scene in a public place of her choice (as local to her as possible).
What would you do ?
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeHow about -
Reply to her emails, but only using Shakespearean English. The intellectual effort of reading and responding will soon wear her out.
Forsooth strange hag - desist from all thy haggardley abuse therin.
Woudst that I had in me the means and knowing it the inclination from thence to depart this locality forthwith.
Tis not the case and should neer be so.
Leave and never darken yonder stoop with though wick'd visage.
Behold - the wrath of a hundred nerdy chessmen will come baying against you.
Begone
(or were you thinking a bit more obtuse?)
Originally posted by orangutanNow turn that into haikus... and it will work for sure 🙂
How about -
Forsooth strange hag - desist from all thy haggardley abuse therin.
Woudst that I had in me the means and knowing it the inclination from thence to depart this locality forthwith.
Tis not the case and should neer be so.
Leave and never darken yonder stoop with though wick'd visage.
Behold - the wrath of a hundred nerdy chessmen will come baying against you.
Begone
(or were you thinking a bit more obtuse?)
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundIf she's that psychotic, she's probably fantastic in bed. I'd give it a whirl...then get a restraining order.
I have one of the contacts from the dating site who is creeping me out, and i need your help.
I mean, i never said, or did anything to lead her on, maybe send her a pic of me, and we went for one unsuccessful date....now she's seriously creeping me out.
First it was the e-mails, and i stupidly gave her my mobile number so we could co-ordinat ...[text shortened]... scene in a public place of her choice (as local to her as possible).
What would you do ?