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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
so the girls in africa get a lot of sun, they are the best
It may surprise you and arrakis, but women are actually not apples (nor are they anything like apples, although some of them like apples).

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It may surprise you and arrakis, but women are actually not apples.
you can eat em

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Originally posted by orangutan
(Using apples in the UK rather then strawberrys in the arctic you understand).
That's fine, because I already know that arctic strawberries are best.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
you can eat em
Sure... You can eat men, too. I am a vegetarian, though, so I don't eat humans.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sure... You can eat men, too. I am a vegetarian, though, so I don't eat humans.
I'm sorry, but i am adverse to eating men, if it's alright with the rest of you 😕

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sure... You can eat men, too. I am a vegetarian, though, so I don't eat humans.
i didnt mean that

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Originally posted by mokko
My best friends mother says that all the time....something about apples anyways....she's hard to understand.....doesn't speak english very well. 😕
She's quality, babe. 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
One is one too many.
Yeah, I remember something about "One rotten apple ruins it for everyone". 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It may surprise you and arrakis, but women are actually not apples (nor are they anything like apples, although some of them like apples).
I think you are bright enough to recognize a metaphor.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm sorry, but i am adverse to eating men, if it's alright with the rest of you 😕
Fine with me. 🙂

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Originally posted by arrakis
I think you are bright enough to recognize a metaphor.
I think you are bright enough to be able to distinguish between metaphors and similes. 🙄

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Originally posted by arrakis
I think you are bright enough to recognize a metaphor.
I am bright enough to recognise a bad and sexist analogy.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am bright enough to recognise a bad and sexist analogy.
You're quality, babe. 🙂

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
You're quality, babe. 🙂

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She doesn't like guys, Rag.

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Make sure you eat 'em BEFORE they get too ripe.