Originally posted by catfoodtimYes, halfling small, almost like puppet, but have big...how you say...deek. Boz know from looking at Daddy O, halfling slave who teach Boz writing and check spelling too.
While the Halflings of the League of Free Cities are small in stature we would just like to take this opportunity to state categorically we are in fact hung like donkeys.
Just to clear that up ok.
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And what a pipe it is! That thing isn't half size, certainly!
Interesting fact about Hobbit women; despite their small size, they can take in the greatest volume of any sentient species in conjugal events.
I've heard that Hobbits are born 90% of full size due to this odd characteristic.
Also, with the mighty genitals of both genders, the males are twice the weight of the females, despite both being about the same height and build. The "pipe" adds half, and the "cavity" subracts half of a hobbit's bodyweight.
Originally posted by no1marauderNot sure, but have you tried here?: http://www.lordsofconquest.com/victory
On a completely unrelated topic, did anyone else get into one of the Age of Conquest games? And if so, has anyone actually found somewhere where the site spells out the victory conditions?
Originally posted by Bosse de NageIf he was privvy to such information, he would. Alas, I shall be publishing the starting map with what names I have gained tonight. Those I do not know will appear as abbreviated e-mail addresses.
Could Lard Storrman compile a list of which players in this game are RHPers?