Drug dealing

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Eats shoots and leaves?

Panda manoeuvre!

Originally posted by shau
Hey, since when is pot considered a drug??

i live in Germany,I ve been caught many times,and police just smiles at u and leaves.

In Ann Arbor, Michigan, US, it used to be a $5.00 ticket. But we've been told that people traveling in other countries have been caught with a little bit of pot and sentenced to 15 years!

In fact, there was a story about a young girl being held in prison in a foreign country and interrogated with a cattle prod while she stood in water.

Yeah, sounds sick to me too. 😠

Originally posted by arrakis
In Ann Arbor, Michigan, US, it used to be a $5.00 ticket. But we've been told that people traveling in other countries have been caught with a little bit of pot and sentenced to 15 years!

In fact, there was a story about a young girl being held in prison in a foreign country and interrogated with a cattle prod while she stood in water.

Yeah, sounds sick to me too. 😠

Kinky man..

Originally posted by shavixmir
Kinky man..

Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men?
I think somebody famous said that, don't remember who.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
That's what I said diddle I? 😕

Steak and kiddley pie please?

Originally posted by arrakis
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men?
I think somebody famous said that, don't remember who.

The Shadow knows...


Yeah, I remember reading a book about a guy who got caught with drugs in Turkey. It wasn't pretty.

Originally posted by reader1107
The Shadow knows...


Yeah, I remember reading a book about a guy who got caught with drugs in Turkey. It wasn't pretty.

It's illegal to import livestock!

Originally posted by mikelom
It's illegal to import livestock!

And to use them as drug mules!

Originally posted by reader1107
And to use them as drug mules!

Airmules?

Originally posted by mikelom
It's illegal to import livestock!

What about dead livestock, stockings or stock cubes?

Originally posted by mikelom
Airmules?

I think you get airmules according to the distance you have to fly with a jack***.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
What about dead livestock, stockings or stock cubes?

If you take the deadstock straight to the Stock Exchange, it's OK.

Originally posted by reader1107
If you take the deadstock straight to the Stock Exchange, it's OK.

And if you have a tight schedule do you have to take your tights? Or do you have nothing to declare?

Originally posted by mikelom
And if you have a tight schedule do you have to take your tights? Or do you have nothing to declare?

Good point!
And if you're running on a tight schedule, shouldn't you be buying more sanitary wear?

Originally posted by mikelom
And if you have a tight schedule do you have to take your tights? Or do you have nothing to declare?

If you're wearing tights then you really don't need to declare anything; it'll be obvious either way.