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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Yeah, I'd also like to take this time to explain why I like to get drunk. (I'm 18)


You ready, here's why:

Because if I'm drunk, that means the girls around me are drunk, which means everyone's real comfortable, which means my chances of getting some are up about 200%.

Thank you, goodnight.
You are always consistent 😛.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
It was pretty similar for both top and bottom.
No, there was no grinding, but I was certainly aroused. 😵
Aroused you say?














YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Them there gals were giving off mating pheromomes.


Granny.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Aroused you say?



YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Them there gals were giving off mating pheromomes.


Granny.
Yeah, well, I hadn't been hugged that closely for ages (if ever 😕), it should be expected. 😳

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yeah, well, I hadn't been hugged that closely for ages (if ever 😕), it should be expected. 😳
Was it possible for you to walk home in an upright position, or did you have the Blues? Pappy has told me that the Blues are more painful than childbirth.

Granny.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
What are your views on taking advantage of girls that are drunk? 😕

I was at the pub last night, we'd all had a few...it shames me to say that I behaved myself. 😞
You're 17, right?

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
You're 17, right?
Yeah.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Was it possible for you to walk home in an upright position, or did you have the Blues? Pappy has told me that the Blues are more painful than childbirth.

Granny.
I was rather happy, quite upright. 😀

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My son celebrated his 21st birthday in Las Vegas recently. Phone pictures were taken of him in his boxer shorts sitting on a casino bar singing to the customers. One would feel better in that position then shagging some drunken broad.

And don't pick on me about phone pictures...I couldn't care less what that techno stuff is really called.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I was rather happy, quite upright. 😀
I see. Upright and happy?















YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What young lady would have said no to that?


Granny.

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Originally posted by smw6869
I see. Upright and happy?















YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What young lady would have said no to that?


Granny.
He's 17. He claimed he couldn't get even a part-time job because he had too much school work. Think he needs to throw that away for fatherhood? Because the leading cause of fatherhood is sex. He is responsible for what he does with his body, regardless of the state of the other party to the event. I'm guessing that he'd rather reproduce with someone who's special and sober at the time than with someone he's not even likely to want to babysit his child, let alone bear it and raise it while he pays child support. I think it's bizarre to chastise a 17-year-old for not having sex.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
He's 17. He claimed he couldn't get even a part-time job because he had too much school work. Think he needs to throw that away for fatherhood? Because the leading cause of fatherhood is sex. He is responsible for what he does with his body, regardless of the state of the other party to the event. I'm guessing that he'd rather reproduce with someone ...[text shortened]... e pays child support. I think it's bizarre to chastise a 17-year-old for not having sex.
Fatherhood?

I'm















A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've done right Wolfie.

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Ah, Wolfie knows i was just joking around with him. No need to tell Wolfie right from wrong. I was doing a silly retort to those who were telling him to do the wrong thing, and they were being silly also.

Foolish Granny.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
He has ethics and self-control. He's on his way to becoming a good man.
That's nice. I'm already a good man.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
He's 17. He claimed he couldn't get even a part-time job because he had too much school work. Think he needs to throw that away for fatherhood? Because the leading cause of fatherhood is sex. He is responsible for what he does with his body, regardless of the state of the other party to the event. I'm guessing that he'd rather reproduce with someone ...[text shortened]... e pays child support. I think it's bizarre to chastise a 17-year-old for not having sex.
Dude, it's called "pull-out" or "condom" or "birth control" or all three, and if worse comes to worse "abortion."

He was drunk, but he could STILL be smart about it. Also, ever heard of a blowjob?

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Originally posted by badmoon
My son celebrated his 21st birthday in Las Vegas recently. Phone pictures were taken of him in his boxer shorts sitting on a casino bar singing to the customers. One would feel better in that position then shagging some drunken broad.

And don't pick on me about phone pictures...I couldn't care less what that techno stuff is really called.
Old people and their inability to use technology....

Phone picture is probably pretty acceptable, I usually go with picture message...but hey...