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..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
1. A white penis. (attached)

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well..that may be so but i was really hoping for some cultural advice...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
well..that may be so but i was really hoping for some cultural advice...
2) An inability to dance

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but what about fred astaire...he was very white and he could dance up a storm and then there was that old tappy tap maurice chevalier and i have seen a lot of disney cartoon movies with alot of white dancing toons...no...dancing issues will not do....

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I have a strange feeling that this thread may end badly😞

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Originally posted by rbmorris
1. A white penis. (attached)
small.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
The ability to sunburn. The ability to turn blue in cold weather.

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what are you now??

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
It's not that easy. First you have to find a sponsor, who is a current Whitey Card holder. Then you have to be a prospective member for at least a year, in which time you learn how to talk nasal, drive mini vans, and other necessary skills. Then you must pass the board of approval, which includes tests like, dancing off rhythm, 3 inch vertical leap, and talking about your investments.

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..ah...i have found someone with some experience...i never knew i would need a sponsor...and i guess i will need a hair wig too....i shall look for an old lady at the wig counter at the department store in the city and approach her...wish me luck..

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1) The inability to dance

2) A liking for mac and cheese (liking mayo helps as well, but is not a definite requirement

3) The ability to swim

4) A preference for ice hockey over basketball

5) The ability to shut up in a movie theatre

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
5000 gallons of white paint filling a glass container large enough to fit you into.

You have to stay submerged until the paint dries.

😛

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
Dont jump....

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Rein, dearie me, I kind of like your current yellow-man avatar 🙄 White is just so suburban, buddy... Now take blue on the other hand, that's a colour to seriously consider 😉