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electing to become a white man

electing to become a white man

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..i am blue emotionally...stip away my skin and it is all teal and birdy blue sinew

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I forgot to mention you should by a complete complement of Haggar slacks with the expanding waistband.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
electing to become a white man
Where do I vote?

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Fleabitten did but you ignored him completely.

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I didn't say only white people know how to swim. I said you have to know how to swim to be white. And if you don't think owning an entire wardrobe of Haggar slacks is a positive, then I don't know how to help you.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i think i will become a white man...what 5 characteristics do i need to be a real white man ?....
Your "sponsor" will teach you everything you need to know.

Then you need to grow hair all over your body, most especially your back.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten


5) The ability to shut up in a movie theatre[/b]
this is key, as your indentity will be given away if you talk the whole time.


good luck, you will need it

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in fact being really pissed off but not agressive at someone who does talk in a movie theatre is a good one.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
1) The inability to dance

2) A liking for mac and cheese (liking mayo helps as well, but is not a definite requirement

3) The ability to swim

4) A preference for ice hockey over basketball

5) The ability to shut up in a movie theatre
You forgot also saying the word mother and knowing its not half a word.

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Originally posted by adramforall
5000 gallons of white paint filling a glass container large enough to fit you into.

You have to stay submerged until the paint dries.

😛
And that's just the outside...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
but what about fred astaire...he was very white and he could dance up a storm
You mean...like a witch?