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Originally posted by Seitse
The clientele has spoken. Actually, my favorite patient 😉

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Your title is wrong. It should be "Your Public Shrink".

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear human,

Do you wake up in the middle of the night crying in despair?
Do you have problems getting an erection while drunk?
Do you think your existence is flawed?
Do you feel closer to God?
Do you need to put down people at a chess website to feel better?
Do you feel scared to undress in a public sauna?
Do you drool when talking about ropes, guns ...[text shortened]... xpose your case at the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse, who will kindly help you as Dr. Phil cannot.
i dont want to diss you, but i wonder if psychiatric support is helping people or lying to them to make them feel better.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear Mr. 65,

Although life would be much easier and fun if your last name could
increase in 4 numbers, I will take the chance to be tremendously
sincere with you...
thanks Doc, i'm also going to change my initials to 'BJ', so i'll be 'BJ69' from now on...

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Originally posted by dfm65
thanks Doc, i'm also going to change my initials to 'BJ', so i'll be 'BJ69' from now on...
Dear Mr. 69,

I am delighted to see you are evolving into a fine, respectable
and happy person.

Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse

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Dear Doctor,

Right now I am fairly normal, but I'm about to spend the day with my mother and sister. The last time I saw them was Christmas of 1997. My mother is a sociopath who doesn't even have a nodding acquaintance with the truth. Do I really have to bite my tongue the whole day?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear Reader,

I think we cannot keep seeing each other at the virtual divan. It would be a lack of professionalism on my behalf.

I am starting to have feelings towards you. You are adorable.

Fancy a pint? Glass of wine, perhaps?

*wink wink*

Yours sincerely,
Augustus Jeremiah Moriarty Seitse III
Dear Doc,

I totally missed this post! Sorry!

I don't drink. Coffee, tea, or soda would be nice though!😏

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Originally posted by reader1107
Dear Doc,

I totally missed this post! Sorry!

I don't drink. Coffee, tea, or soda would be nice though!😏
Dear Miss 1107,

Your comment left at my blog made my day bright 😵

As soon as I recover from the thrill I shall get back to you.

Warmest regards,
Dr. Benny Hill

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear Miss 1107,

Your comment left at my blog made my day bright 😵

As soon as I recover from the thrill I shall get back to you.

Warmest regards,
Dr. Benny Hill
I meant it 😀

Survived spending the day with my mother...

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Originally posted by reader1107
I meant it 😀

Survived spending the day with my mother...
Dearest Miss 1107,

I am proud of your courage, now demonstrated under motherly
fire, the most ferocious yet loving fire I must say. Are there any
wounds you would like to comment with your doctor?

Warmest regards,
Dr. Pepper

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dearest Miss 1107,

I am proud of your courage, now demonstrated under motherly
fire, the most ferocious yet loving fire I must say. Are there any
wounds you would like to comment with your doctor?

Warmest regards,
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper is a drink, and are you a psychologist or a psychiatrist?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Dr. Pepper is a drink, and are you a psychologist or a psychiatrist?
You would be amazed about the soul and mental healing
capabilities of drinking Dr. Pepper

😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dearest Miss 1107,

I am proud of your courage, now demonstrated under motherly
fire, the most ferocious yet loving fire I must say. Are there any
wounds you would like to comment with your doctor?

Warmest regards,
Dr. Pepper
ferocious yet loving -- you're confusing two different people, doc

ferocious = bio-mother

loving = step-mother

The first I saw Friday; then she went back up to Suzianne's turf. The latter I saw Sat. and Sun. and will see today. Then I go back to Cheesehead Territory.

Actually, bio-m wasn't that bad because my sister and I double-teamed her, and because her own mother died a month ago. She last saw her in the 1980s, so it made her think (briefly) about her relationship with her own children. However, old habits die hard...

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Originally posted by Seitse
You would be amazed about the soul and mental healing
capabilities of drinking Dr. Pepper

😉
Espesially when you add in a few nuts.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Espesially when you add in a few nuts.
In my youth I used to add rum.

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Dr Sexse,

I love your profession. How does one get to be your apprentice?