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Dr. Seitse,
I have a friend who likes to validate his manhood by hunting and killing defenseless wild animals. He justifies it by saying that he kills for the meat, but it's obvious he finds a lot of pleasure in it as well. He wears camoflouge outfits, uses unnecessarily high powered machine guns, dangerous dogs and finishes them off by nearly severing their heads. What sort of therapy would you suggest for such an avid "sportsman"?
Originally posted by darvlayDear Mr. Darvlay,
Dr. Seitse,
I have a friend who likes to validate his manhood by hunting and killing defenseless wild animals. He justifies it by saying that he kills for the meat, but it's obvious he finds a lot of pleasure in it as well. He wears camoflouge outfits, uses unnecessarily high powered machine guns, dangerous dogs and finishes them off by nearly severing their heads. What sort of therapy would you suggest for such an avid "sportsman"?
First of all, many thanks for stepping in to the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse for the first time. Here, have some cupons.
Now, approaching the subject you kindly present to me on behalf of your dear friend, I must say that he does not fit the rage scheme, since rage is a state of anger so extreme that one losses control of own actions and often regrets what was done under that state. Your friend, for that matter, seems to regret nothing.
Therefore, your friend suffers from a deep anger -which is defined, by the way, as an emotional response to a grievance; real or imagined; past, present or future.
Your friend, therefore, has some serious issues, which translated into street slang can be: "he's full of some serious sh!t"
Some of the most recommended anger management techniques are:
* Taking Time Out
* Relaxation
* Taking baby steps
* Learning Better Communication Techniques
However, I dislike child pornography so I would forget about anything that has to do with babies. As for the other techniques, I can summarize it as follows: Tell your friend to quit his job ASAP and start working in a telemarketing center. The, on his free time, he should consume large quantities of porn.
That'll do it.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse, a.k.a. "Pierre Woodman"
Originally posted by SeitseMany thanks, Good Sir. I'll be happy to relay your recommendations to hiim, posthaste.
Dear Mr. Darvlay,
First of all, many thanks for stepping in to the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse for the first time. Here, have some cupons.
Now, approaching the subject you kindly present to me on behalf of your dear friend, I must say that he does not fit the rage scheme, since rage is a state of anger so extreme that one losses control of own actions a ...[text shortened]... tities of porn.
That'll do it.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse, a.k.a. "Pierre Woodman"
Originally posted by darvlayIt sounds like your friend is seriously disturbed. I suggest immediate high doses of lithium, thorazine and estrogen to get him in touch with his femine side. I'd also recommend a strict vegetarian diet and some quality time with some therapy animals.
Dr. Seitse,
I have a friend who likes to validate his manhood by hunting and killing defenseless wild animals. He justifies it by saying that he kills for the meat, but it's obvious he finds a lot of pleasure in it as well. He wears camoflouge outfits, uses unnecessarily high powered machine guns, dangerous dogs and finishes them off by nearly severing their heads. What sort of therapy would you suggest for such an avid "sportsman"?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDon't forget the bubble bath and scented candles!
It sounds like your friend is seriously disturbed. I suggest immediate high doses of lithium, thorazine and estrogen to get him in touch with his femine side. I'd also recommend a strict vegetarian diet and some quality time with some therapy animals.
Originally posted by SeitseDr Arrakis?! Surely, you're joking! The quack can go stick his head up his ass and tell me if his hat's on straight.
er... mmhh... I'm afraid the case is then worst than
I imagined it. I think we may transfer your friend under
the loving care and wisdom of Dr. Arrakis.
What do you think?
Originally posted by darvlayer... well... that's a nice way to put it.
Dr Arrakis?! Surely, you're joking! The quack can go stick his head up his ass and tell me if his hat's on straight.
My suggestion was aimed rather to the great bond
of trust and fraternal love between Dr. Arrakis and
your friend (if your friend is who I think it is)
😉
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Originally posted by SeitseAh! I see. Indeed some one-on-one therapy could be of great benefit to both.
er... well... that's a nice way to put it.
My suggestion was aimed rather to the great bond
of trust and fraternal love between Dr. Arrakis and
your friend (if your friend is who I think it is)
😉
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Originally posted by darvlayActually I was thinking of dressing them both with
Ah! I see. Indeed some one-on-one therapy could be of great benefit to both.
purple tights and a yellow cap (like Mexican wrestlers),
then kindly brush them with BBQ sauce all over their
muscular chests and abs, and finally put them in
a caged ring together with 6 chihuahua puppies.
Originally posted by SeitseErm... I think I have to go now. Besides, this divan has crabs. 😉
Actually I was thinking of dressing them both with
purple tights and a yellow cap (like Mexican wrestlers),
then kindly brush them with BBQ sauce all over their
muscular chests and abs, and finally put them in
a caged ring together with 6 chihuahua puppies.