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Originally posted by arrakis
They say, "Treatment is worth the price you pay for it".
Dear Mr. Arrakis,

Dr. Seitse's virtual divan would love to make a discount for you.

Sincerely,
Dr. Seitse

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I think you have nominated yourself for the "Get Beaten With A Hammer By Sasquatch" list for shooting a dog.
Teach that damn dog not to crap in his driveway anymore.

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NEXT!

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Originally posted by Seitse
NEXT!
Dr Seitse, I would like to book the clan baby in for a fortnights intensive treatment, he is clearly insane.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Dr Seitse, I would like to book the clan baby in for a fortnights intensive treatment, he is clearly insane.
Dear Mr. Wah,

Unfortunately I cannot drag nobody into the virtual divan, yet I would love to trat him if you can convince him to treat himself with me.

In the meanwhile, we can gain some time and you can tell me more about your sex life and how the blue pills are working.

Yours trully,
Dr. Seitse Hollander

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😠



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... er... 2 pages vs. 10 pages?... uh... would
you like to join my practice?... er... I pay good
percentage on the clients you bring!

😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
... er... 2 pages vs. 10 pages?... uh... would
you like to join my practice?... er... I pay good
percentage on the clients you bring!

😉
Never. I work alone, sonny.

Also, I am qualified and take my work very seriously. Soliciting your dubious services in General is at best unethical, and at worst potentially harmful to your clients.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Never. I work alone, sonny.

Also, I am qualified and take my work very seriously. Soliciting your dubious services in General is at best unethical, and at worst potentially harmful to your clients.
Well, competition cannot harm the efficient ones.

So I shake your hand, colleague, and wish you the best.

Dr. Seitse's virtual divan is hitting the 10 pages now, while
your... er... neighborhood consult is... well... 2

😉

Now see my outstanding marketing techniques! (and bite the dust)

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Well, competition cannot harm the efficient ones.

So I shake your hand, colleague, and wish you the best.

Dr. Seitse's virtual divan is hitting the 10 pages now, while
your... er... neighborhood consult is... well... 2

😉

Now see my outstanding marketing techniques! (and bite the dust)
As you have demonstrated once again, you fail to make any sense. How do you expect to help people when you cannot communicate? You can't even write a proper letter.

Doubtless I shall receive a more discerning clientele once word has spread and a respectable number of happy individuals have left my establishment, their lives turned completely around.

I have no need for gimmickry. A healthy reputation is a patient one.





Note the absence of the word the above. That's because I'm clever.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Well, competition cannot harm the efficient ones.

So I shake your hand, colleague, and wish you the best.

Dr. Seitse's virtual divan is hitting the 10 pages now, while
your... er... neighborhood consult is... well... 2

😉

Now see my outstanding marketing techniques! (and bite the dust)
Pwned!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Pwned!
?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Pwned!
Bad luck.

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Originally posted by Seitse
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See? You don't seem able to comprehend anything.