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I was told to come here and get help.

Thread 50268

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Dr Sexse?

Are you there?

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Originally posted by jamjamjoe
Dr Sexse?

Are you there?
He's tied up with a patient.

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Originally posted by SJ247
He's tied up with a patient.
Slapper.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Slapper.
Loser.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Loser.
1741 😏

versus

1229 😞

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Originally posted by Bowmann
1741 😏

versus

1229 😞
You are correct. One game per year is just too slow for me, I'm afraid.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'm afraid.
We can tell.

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Originally posted by Palynka
We can tell.
😉

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But where is the doctor?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear human,

Do you wake up in the middle of the night crying in despair?
Do you have problems getting an erection while drunk?
Do you think your existence is flawed?
Do you feel closer to God?
Do you need to put down people at a chess website to feel better?
Do you feel scared to undress in a public sauna?
Do you drool when talking about ropes, guns ...[text shortened]... xpose your case at the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse, who will kindly help you as Dr. Phil cannot.
OK, in order now. Ahem.
1) Sometimes
2) No 😉
3) No
4) No, i'm not religious. I don't have anything against it, i'm just not religious.
5) No
6) No😉 Especially with women. JK. REALLY JK.
7) No, i'm not a cowboy.
8) No. Politics are weird.

So waddya think, doc? is there hope for me? Dr. Phil's a retard.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You would be amazed about the soul and mental healing
capabilities of drinking Dr. Pepper

😉
You avoided my question. Are you hiding something? Do you want to get something off your chest?

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Originally posted by DJSoto
OK, in order now. Ahem.
1) Sometimes
2) No 😉
3) No
4) No, i'm not religious. I don't have anything against it, i'm just not religious.
5) No
6) No😉 Especially with women. JK. REALLY JK.
7) No, i'm not a cowboy.
8) No. Politics are weird.

So waddya think, doc? is there hope for me? Dr. Phil's a retard.
Rhetorical.

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Ok, some fake doctors and trolls are trying to kidnap Dr. Seitse's virtual divan. However, those of you who have tried our professional
practice and have seen changes in your life know how to ingore
them.

Do not worry. Dr. Seitse is here for you. Unfortunately, outside the
office some bumps and lowlifers sit to drink and drool.

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Originally posted by jamjamjoe
Dr Sexse,

I love your profession. How does one get to be your apprentice?
Dear Mr. Joe,

Actually, I am currently working in a package kit under the
provisional name of "Heal the neighbor and yourself", inspired
in RedNight's philosophy of life but with a twist of
irreverence, freedom and democratic party feeling (instead of
republican).

If you do not mind, I would love to share it with you as soon as it is
ready and when you graduate, you can start your franchise of the
virtual divan. What do you think?

Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse "Ron Jeremy" Dubois III