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Originally posted by SeitseI have a tough time believing that either of the individuals you are refering to have "muscular abs" nor that BBQ sauce would be a good look for them.
Actually I was thinking of dressing them both with
purple tights and a yellow cap (like Mexican wrestlers),
then kindly brush them with BBQ sauce all over their
muscular chests and abs, and finally put them in
a caged ring together with 6 chihuahua puppies.
I suggest that we do without the foreplay and just stab arrakis in the testicles with a weed wacker.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAre you sure I can only rec this once?
I have a tough time believing that either of the individuals you are refering to have "muscular abs" nor that BBQ sauce would be a good look for them.
I suggest that we do without the foreplay and just stab arrakis in the testicles with a weed wacker.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI heard Sicilian Smaug is a bone doctor... he trully can
I have a tough time believing that either of the individuals you are refering to have "muscular abs" nor that BBQ sauce would be a good look for them.
I suggest that we do without the foreplay and just stab arrakis in the testicles with a weed wacker.
deal with the aftermath.
Let's do it.
Dear Trev,
This is, by all means, the most difficult moment in the history of
Dr. Seitse's virtual divan. As a professional, I have a code to follow
and the obligation to pursuit your total health. As a mate, however,
I feel compeled to b!tchslap you.
Is it true that you are starting to get sentimentally involved with
Xanthos?
How is that? What do you lack in your life? How is your drinking
problem? Are your intimate relationships with women satisfactory?
Please, open your mind and your heart to me.
Your mate and personal shrink,
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by Seitsewell docter Seitse what can i say, i get drunk and then start filting with the first guy i see. last night it was xanthos but he left me for 7ate9 :'(
Dear Trev,
This is, by all means, the most difficult moment in the history of
Dr. Seitse's virtual divan. As a professional, I have a code to follow
and the obligation to pursuit your total health. As a mate, however,
I feel compeled to b!tchslap you.
Is it true that you are starting to get sentimentally involved with
Xanthos?
How is that? What ...[text shortened]...
Please, open your mind and your heart to me.
Your mate and personal shrink,
Dr. Seitse
then today in the new clan thread even though i'm not drunk i was about to start it with CMsomething but he left, everyone leaves :'(
i broke up with my girlfriend just over a month ago and i feel lonely, but coming here and chatting up guys is helping to fill the void.
how are you doing? 😉
LMAO
Originally posted by trevor33Fancy a pint? 😉
well docter Seitse what can i say, i get drunk and then start filting with the first guy i see. last night it was xanthos but he left me for 7ate9 :'(
then today in the new clan thread even though i'm not drunk i was about to start it with CMsomething but he left, everyone leaves :'(
i broke up with my girlfriend just over a month ago and i feel lonel ...[text shortened]... oming here and chatting up guys is helping to fill the void.
how are you doing? 😉
LMAO
Dr. Seitse,
I'm having two problems that are driving me up the wall
the first one is my father. Whenever we meet he has to guilt trip me, lecture me, or threaten me and after dealing with him with the paitence of the late Mother Teresa, makes me want to screeeeeeeeeeeaammm!
What can I do for a payback?
The second thing isn't important. 😛
Originally posted by FireNRosesDear Mr. Roses,
Dr. Seitse,
I'm having two problems that are driving me up the wall
the first one is my father. Whenever we meet he has to guilt trip me, lecture me, or threaten me and after dealing with him with the paitence of the late Mother Teresa, makes me want to screeeeeeeeeeeaammm!
What can I do for a payback?
The second thing isn't important. 😛
The second thing is actually important, in case the second thing
relates as to whether use a screwdriver or a hammer, specially
taking into account that hammers are so 20 years ago and today's
trend is screwdrivers all the way.
However, let us focus on the first issue. Is the guilt trip or the
screaming what is bothering you? If it is the screaming, it is time
for you to play along with our capitalist society and profit from
dealing with your father. Everytime you conclude a "session" with
the oldman, compose a song. If sad loosers with no talent like
Alanis Morrisette and Kurt Cobain cashed in zillions of dollars
thanks to their desperation, loneliness, geekiness and dispair,
why wouldn't a non-looser like you do it as well?
Do not forget: You are unique; just as everybody else.
A warm, therapeutic hug from yours trully,
Dr. Seitse