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Originally posted by chrissybAnother good man turned sour!
oh my gosh!
You have a little bit of me inside you? (Wow, I gotta hand it to Sin-tse. he just gets better and better by the day). By the sounds of it, he has you undertaking the same sexual re-orientation program that Trevor is doing. He calls it his "getting in touch with your feminine side project" and the only people he subjects to such a question ...[text shortened]... g 😀 you lucky guy you! You are gonna be tip-toeing through the tulips before you know it. 😏
What a shame.
So sorry to hear about your problem Loose.
Originally posted by chrissybNo, I have a Chrissie inside me, a Jack Daniels and a few others.
oh my gosh!
You have a little bit of me inside you? (Wow, I gotta hand it to Sin-tse. he just gets better and better by the day). By the sounds of it, he has you undertaking the same sexual re-orientation program that Trevor is doing. He calls it his "getting in touch with your feminine side project" and the only people he subjects to such a question ...[text shortened]... g 😀 you lucky guy you! You are gonna be tip-toeing through the tulips before you know it. 😏
What sexual re-orientation program??? Don't you follow fashion???
The black colored skirts for boys are a must if a guy wants the be in the latest fashion, some make-up and voila all the girls are after you.
No tip-toeing here love autumn is on it's way. But dancing in the clubs is a possability. Maybe I should turn to Jack to do that. 😉
Originally posted by Loose ScrewThats a worry! For you, not me. i've been told i am weird and strange, so good luck. You're going to need it.
No, I have a Chrissie inside me, a Jack Daniels and a few others.
What sexual re-orientation program??? Don't you follow fashion???
The black colored skirts for boys are a must if a guy wants the be in the latest fashion, some make-up and voila all the girls are after you.
No tip-toeing here love autumn is on it's way. But dancing in the clubs is a possability. Maybe I should turn to Jack to do that. 😉
oohhh you mean skirts and make up like Priscilla Queen of the Desert type fashion, you drag queen you!! i knew you were a cross dresser.
Sounds good you would turn to jack to help you out with dancing in the night clubs. You should try turning to all your other personalities too, simulataneously, you'd be a hoot on the dance floor!! 🙂
Originally posted by chrissybEverybody is hoping that Dr. Seitse can cure me. 🙄
Thats a worry! For you, not me. i've been told i am weird and strange, so good luck. You're going to need it.
oohhh you mean skirts and make up like Priscilla Queen of the Desert type fashion, you drag queen you!! i knew you were a cross dresser.
Sounds good you would turn to jack to help you out with dancing in the night clubs. You should try tur ...[text shortened]... to all your other personalities too, simulataneously, you'd be a hoot on the dance floor!! 🙂
Do you know that you can make a lot of money with cross dressing.
You're always invated to parties and get to wear the latest fashion.
Let's not forget about the television shows and so on. 😛
Oh yeah, I'm already a hoot on the dance floor, everybody starts laughing when I start to dance. 😳
Originally posted by Loose ScrewWhat do you mean everybody hoping Dr Sin-tse can cure you? everybody is not hoping that, because everybody thinks you're a hypochondriac.
Everybody is hoping that Dr. Seitse can cure me. 🙄
Do you know that you can make a lot of money with cross dressing.
You're always invated to parties and get to wear the latest fashion.
Let's not forget about the television shows and so on. 😛
Oh yeah, I'm already a hoot on the dance floor, everybody starts laughing when I start to dance. 😳
you should know all about capitalising on cross dressing after all you were Boy George in your hey day. Only now all those invites have dried up you have resorted to attention seeking by inviting news crews to watch you do community service. 😀
Originally posted by chrissybHypochondriac, thanks I will remember that one, the next time I'll be standing before the medical judges.
What do you mean everybody hoping Dr Sin-tse can cure you? everybody is not hoping that, because everybody thinks you're a hypochondriac.
you should know all about capitalising on cross dressing after all you were Boy George in your hey day. Only now all those invites have dried up you have resorted to attention seeking by inviting news crews to watch you do community service. 😀
"But judge I only have multiple personalities, but the alledged victim is a hypochondriac, we didn't do that."
Hmm .... Boy George, maybe dr. Seitse and me must check this out.
We just couldn't figure out who it was, thanks for the help chrissyb. 😀
Originally posted by cadwahDear Cad,
Dr Seitse, I am afraid to admit I have fallen off the wagon again. I am starting to think that sobriety isn't for me. I also experimented with mind altering substances this evening. I have resorted to listening to Roger Waters and licking the kitchen floor clean. Help me.
Dr. Seitse is busy hiding all his black skirts from a certain client, and all his meds from a certain team of ... well ... very helpful people. So here I am instead.
First, we can get you a list of emo hits so that you can be depressed to the proper musical accompaniment. You have no idea how many people have tried to be miserable while listening to Popcorn by Hot Butter or to the 1812 Overture. That sort of music can really ruin the mood, you know?
Second, stay on the wagon. For one thing, people who type drunk end up saying things that we remind them of over and over and over and over unless some other event comes along to implode the forum and take the attention off of them.
Third -- before you rejoin the path to recovery, well, my kitchen floor needs mopping and I don't really have time...
Keep coming back! 😉
Originally posted by reader1107Dear Readerbabe1107, I think you misunderstand, I'm not depressed. I am happiest now than I have been in a long time. I have just opened my first ice cold stella and it tastes like velvet.
Dear Cad,
Dr. Seitse is busy hiding all his black skirts from a certain client, and all his meds from a certain team of ... well ... very helpful people. So here I am instead.
First, we can get you a list of emo hits so that you can be depressed to the proper musical accompaniment. You have no idea how many people have tried to be miserable whil ...[text shortened]... , well, my kitchen floor needs mopping and I don't really have time...
Keep coming back! 😉
Originally posted by cadwahWell, I hate to waste a perfectly good list of depressing songs. Can we cheer you down? (Hmm, I don't think that's quite the opposite of cheering someone up)
Dear Readerbabe1107, I think you misunderstand, I'm not depressed. I am happiest now than I have been in a long time. I have just opened my first ice cold stella and it tastes like velvet.
I'll have to get back to you.
Originally posted by reader1107I think you were right the first time Reader. Cadwah is just in deep denial. If he's not then keep playing your song list coz he soon will be.
Well, I hate to waste a perfectly good list of depressing songs. Can we cheer you down? (Hmm, I don't think that's quite the opposite of cheering someone up)
I'll have to get back to you.
Originally posted by chrissybThat's it!! He's in denial that he's miserable! He thinks he's happy! Surely we can fit him into our schedule, somewhere between Trevor and Loose!
I think you were right the first time Reader. Cadwah is just in deep denial. If he's not then keep playing your song list coz he soon will be.
We can even drum up business elsewhere in the forum! Another 20 minutes with Dippity Do Dah back and a LOT of people may need therapy again!
Oh, wait. Do we get a cut for bringing in clients?
Originally posted by reader1107I'm sure Cadwah will provide us with further opportunities to fit him in our "hit list", unconsciously or otherwise. Sin-tse should learn to control his practice more effectively, instead of allowing existing patients (thats you, not me) the opportunity to interfere as they see fit.
That's it!! He's in denial that he's miserable! He thinks he's happy! Surely we can fit him into our schedule, somewhere between Trevor and Loose!
We can even drum up business elsewhere in the forum! Another 20 minutes with Dippity Do Dah back and a LOT of people may need therapy again!
Oh, wait. Do we get a cut for bringing in clients?
do we get a cut, Reader Reader Reader, 100% 🙄
Originally posted by chrissybDr. Seitse should learn not to leave his office door open when he leaves the forum!
I'm sure Cadwah will provide us with further opportunities to fit him in our "hit list", unconsciously or otherwise. Sin-tse should learn to control his practice more effectively, instead of allowing existing patients (thats you, not me) the opportunity to interfere as they see fit.
do we get a cut, Reader Reader Reader, 100% 🙄
I was thinking, we could just say Troose instead of Trevor and Loose, but then the doc would only be able to charge one person instead of...hmm...it looks like he's billing 29 people!