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Originally posted by SeitseDear Doc,
Dear reader,
As a matter of fact my sexual life used to be very similar
to the English success in football, yet I discovered how convenient
is to switch from football to ice hockey as a favorite sport to
tie own's sex life to.
🙂
As for the lady down under who has a fixiation with everybody,
including Bread and Angina, I will gladly issue you wit ...[text shortened]... al with her.
I think she needs to take care of the geckos 😉
Yours as always,
Dr. Swirl
They're thrilled about the geckos and gecko houses -- now I just have to figure out where I put the geckos! I shouldn't have bought them in June; they're probably in my garage.
Isn't it conflict of interest if I counsel her while also working with her to alleviate your abundance-of-meds situation?
Originally posted by reader1107Absolutely not. Ego te absolvo 😉
Dear Doc,
They're thrilled about the geckos and gecko houses -- now I just have to figure out where I put the geckos! I shouldn't have bought them in June; they're probably in my garage.
Isn't it conflict of interest if I counsel her while also working with her to alleviate your abundance-of-meds situation?
Originally posted by reader1107Dear reader,
Dear Doc,
If I go on a clique-nique with Nordie, does that means I'll be cured just by being in her presence (by her aurora, so to speak)?
ruminating reader
Absolutely not. Doing so would be to fallin the myth of
the panacea, or better yet the philosophi lapis.
Nordlys was simply cured here, so fast that she is currently
the non-copyright feature advertising image of this virtual
divan.
Mere marketing. No osmosis.
I recommend, thus, that you stay away of cliques. Bright minds
and shinning hearts like yours need no mobsters 😉
Have a glass of wine with me, instead!
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Mento
Originally posted by SeitseDon't listen to him, reader! My presence may not cure you, but at least you'll get some lobster and muffins.
Dear reader,
Absolutely not. Doing so would be to fallin the myth of
the panacea, or better yet the philosophi lapis.
I recommend, thus, that you stay away of cliques. Bright minds
and shinning hearts like yours need no mobsters 😉
Have a glass of wine with me, instead!
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Mento
Originally posted by NordlysOoooh, lobster and muffins should cure just about anything! Besides, after a thorough search (and a large bag), I noticed that Dr. Seitse is out of meds. Off to the clique-nique then!
Don't listen to him, reader! My presence may not cure you, but at least you'll get some lobster and muffins.
Dear Dr. Seitse:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancé's mother is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to the bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Dr. Seitse, should I tell my fiancé what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?