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Originally posted by rhbDear Mr. Rhb,
Dear Dr,
I think, therefore I am.
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rhb
I see your existential shiver down your spine and I feel your anxiety all the way through the cables wiring your desperation throughout internet.
Do you doubt about everything? Then you are thinking and therefore you -at least- are able to consult the doc. However, such Cartesian way of proving your existence can be replaced by a healthy session of heavy drinking. The morning after make sure to look yourself at the mirror during all the hangover and soon either you (a) will feel terribly stupid, or (b) will feel you hate me.
Either way you will discover your existence in its superior complexity and the utter meanings of it all.
Yours sincerely,
the Doc
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Originally posted by mokkoDear Miss Mokko,
Dear Doctor,
I have no problems. I would liked to be helped anyways as I feel it's not normal to have no problems. Please help.
I find it quite dissapointing that you lack problems. Having no existential problems is so out-of-fashion that I am afraid you are going back to the caveman ages. It is modern, chic and naif to have problems in order to spice our consumption age of inner emptiness.
With that in mind, I would prescribe to you to visit your local bar next weekend. Try to spot the most insecure male (if possible divorced and unemployed) and give him the best sex of his life. Once concluded, tell the subject that you love him and, 10 minutes after that, tell him that you need your space and give him a 5 dollar bill to take a taxi. The next day, when he calls, tell him that you thought about him all night and you want to see him and, when he visits you that same day in the night, let another man (a friend or relative) open the door while covered only with a baseball cap.
Apply the same treatment as long as your creativity allows and get ready to get into some deep, existential crap (Warning: Some legal issues may arise after the guy decides to acquire a chainsaw or a double-action shotgun).
With my warmest regards,
the Doc
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Originally posted by SeitseI would like a refund please. 😠
Dear Miss Mokko,
I find it quite dissapointing that you lack problems. Having no existential problems is so out-of-fashion that I am afraid you are going back to the caveman ages. It is modern, chic and naif to have problems in order to spice our consumption age of inner emptiness.
With that in mind, I would prescribe to you to visit your local bar next ...[text shortened]... to acquire a chainsaw or a double-action shotgun).
With my warmest regards,
the Doc
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Originally posted by mokkoOh, you should have said so, dummy.
I knew I should have taken my lack of problems to Mr Bowmann's Counselling Services. All I wanted was a prescription and you give a load of hormonal poo poo. 😠
Slip a green bill on my desk and we will see what tasty cocktail we can prescribe to you, my dear.
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Dear Dr Seitse,
In the last couple of years I have begun to suffer more and more from migraines. The main triggers appear to be:
- bright or flickering lights
- tiredness
- stress or overexcitement
The attacks are getting frequent enough to have an impact on my enjoyment of life. I'm getting a bit distressed at this - and getting too emotional is just likely to trigger another migraine. What should I do to keep myself well-rested and worry-free?