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Originally posted by SeitseClean hands in this context meaning you must not have engaged in unconscionable conduct or unduly influenced your patients, or been involved in any misleading and deceptive conduct all those things that make your service what it is today, and what it won't be if i win. i'm sorry but i have to tell you, you ain't going to exactly come over as a saint. So let me keep flogging my stockpile of valium and i will turn a blind eye to your practice.
mmmhhh... I'm afraid that won't be possible. I prefer Carl's Jr. over McDonald's 🙁
Originally posted by chrissybCan we negotiate?
Clean hands in this context meaning you must not have engaged in unconscionable conduct or unduly influenced your patients, or been involved in any misleading and deceptive conduct all those things that make your service what it is today, and what it won't be if i win. i'm sorry but i have to tell you, you ain't going to exactly come over as a saint. So let me keep flogging my stockpile of valium and i will turn a blind eye to your practice.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungDear Mr. Young,
I'm really, really lazy and I smoke too much weed. Help help.
I do not receive often in this virtual divan people who have a somatoform disorder in which one has the unfounded belief that he or she is suffering from a serious illness. That is, you are hypochondriac, a person who require constant reassurance from multiple doctors, family and friends about his health.
Now, since hypochondria is often associated with obsessive-compulsive disorder and anxiety, and can also be brought on by stress, what I prescribe to you is (a) a lot of rest and to avoid any unecessary effort (like washing dishes, moping and, by all means, working) and, (b) to smoke a lot of medicinal marihuana.
That will do the trick.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by Bosse de NageDear Mr. de Nage,
I betrayed the revolution. I am terminally ungrateful. I am lazy. I am weak. I turn on those who love me. I admire those who despise me. I should be shot. I want to shoot someone. I lie and I steal. I am not moved much by others' suffering. I am addicted to confession.
Betraying the revolution is not necessarily something that should cause you existential anxiety, since there are a lot of revolutions: From the Cuban revolution to the fashion revolution, and from the sexual revolution to the stomach revolution.
However, what worries me from your feelings is that you are wasting your life if you are not currently into politics. Your innate personal qualities (ungrateful, lazy, weak, you turn on those who love you, you should be shot, you lie and steal, you are not moved by others' suffering, etc.) are an asset for your country men and women.
Consider running for a seat in the legislative. Soon.
Yours sincerely (and a good potential Minister of Health *wink wink*)
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDear Hand: These feeling you harbor are completely normal. I would advise for the actual castration to put on the newer solid plastic blades which retail for about 20 bucks US. This will give a much more satisfying result, It ensures getting both the penis and balls in one go. He will be sitting down to Pee for the rest of his life, and you will be assured his primitive genes will never again be seen in the human race, especially if you get him young enough.
I harbor deep seated resentment towards by neighbour's carved wooden Pelican lawn ornaments. I often fantasize about setting it free with a small bonfire. I also shot his dog in the pooper with a BB gun after he took a crap on my driveway. I plan on planting some claymore mines in my flower garden should that four legged turd machine get any fancy ...[text shortened]... loathing.
Dr. Seitse, am I wrong in wanting to castrate my neighbour with a weed wacker?
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Originally posted by jamjamjoeDear Mr. Joe,
Doctor, I pretend to be happy when I am not, but I like making people happy
First of all I would like to say how much I respect you for not killing yourself notwithstanding the difficulties of existing with a name like jamjam. You rock.
Now, about your problem, I would like to share with you Seligman's theory about happiness as consisting of both positive emotions and positive activities. The three positive emotions are.-
* Bodily pleasures, e.g. enjoying the taste of food.
* Higher pleasures, e.g. glee at listening to music.
* Gratifications, e.g. absorption in reading.
Gratifications involve full engagement, flow, elimination of self-consciousness, and blocking of felt emotions.
I don't know about you, but to me the latter sounds a lot like making love to Christina Aguilera [bodily pleasure] while listening to her new CD [higher pleasure] and absorpting whatever you may absorpt (if not snorting) [gratification].
Needless to say more. Go for it, tiger.
Happiness is at your hand.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. Seitse