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Originally posted by orfeoDear Mr. Orfeo,
Dear Dr Seitse,
In the last couple of years I have begun to suffer more and more from migraines. The main triggers appear to be:
- bright or flickering lights
- tiredness
- stress or overexcitement
The attacks are getting frequent enough to have an impact on my enjoyment of life. I'm getting a bit distressed at this - and getting too emotional is ...[text shortened]... ikely to trigger another migraine. What should I do to keep myself well-rested and worry-free?
I thank you for your trust in our honest and professional services. Certainly your migraines are triggered by the degree of intensity of your emotions.
Work, life, many things can start the stress reaction, including danger, threat, news, illness, as well as significant changes in one's life such as the death of a loved one. Amongst the most advised means of relief for stress, I can share with you the following.-
* self-understanding
* becoming better-organized
* positive attitude
* self-talk
* breathing
* meditation
* exercise
* rest
* Stress balls
* therapeutic massage
However, some of them may harm your social life, i.e. self-talking may be confused with being a total lunatic, breathing looks way better on pregnant women, meditation may lead to joinning a weird cult, and stress balls are so eighties that you will certainly end up not getting any sex life.
Therefore, the doctor recommends to you heavy drinking, getting thai massages which include non-binding sex, and the rational use of recreational drugs while listening to Bob Marley together with a gang of rastas (preferably including gorgeous blondes).
Yours sincerely,
the Doc
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Originally posted by SeitseCorrect!!
Another success story of Dr. Seitse's virtual divan.
In the waiting room, among medical magazines, cheap mentos,
a grumpy looking receptionist, and the gloomy dispair of human
existence... 7ate9 and lordhighgus, two matching souls, meet
in an automatic bond only a passional crime on jealousy and
envy will break.
NEXT!
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Originally posted by lordhighgusAbsolutely! As previously negotiated with Mokko, the prescription is "easier" to get if you happen to be a girl or you are able to facilitate a lady for scientific purposes related with my behavioral research.
Dr Seitse, my Valium perscription has ended.
May i have more?
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Originally posted by 7ate9When you're older and have had more experience listening to people, you'll find out how true that is. Keep coming back.
people who are nuts think everyone is nuts. people who are blessed think everyone is blessed. people who cry think everybody cries. people who pick their noses when nobody is looking think everybody picks their nose when nobody is looking. people who are sane think everybody is sane.