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Originally posted by reader1107I don't think a psychiatrist is the right person to answer this. You better reverse the "Doc" and make the "c" a bit softer.
Dear Doc,
I teach in a Catholic school. Is it OK to tell children that they're going to meet Jesus up close and personal in the next five minutes if they don't knock it off? After all, I'm merely speeding up their end goal, right? I need an answer before school starts.
Sincerely,
Holy Teacher
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Originally posted by reader1107i think you should tell them all the truth.
Dear Doc,
I teach in a Catholic school. Is it OK to tell children that they're going to meet Jesus up close and personal in the next five minutes if they don't knock it off? After all, I'm merely speeding up their end goal, right? I need an answer before school starts.
Sincerely,
Holy Teacher
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Originally posted by reader1107Dear Miss 1107,
Dear Doc,
I teach in a Catholic school. Is it OK to tell children that they're going to meet Jesus up close and personal in the next five minutes if they don't knock it off? After all, I'm merely speeding up their end goal, right? I need an answer before school starts.
Sincerely,
Holy Teacher
First of all, I would like to share with you the envy I feel for your position. From all the possible fixiations (cheerleaders, high-heels, leather, etc.) Catholic school girls are one of my favorites (er... if and only if they are of legal age... er... according to some country's law).
Now, going into detail, my other patient Miss Nordlys is quite wrong in her note since a deity is a postulated preternatural being, usually, but not always, of significant power, worshipped, thought holy, divine, or sacred, held in high regard, or respected by human beings.
Therefore, if you want to achieve respect from your students, it is proper to portray yourself as a deity and, thus, the correct approach would be to tell them you are whom they will meet in case they persist with their deviate ways.
Of course, the outcome is unpredictable, though one of them would be to start a cult where you could be the central object of adoration which, at the same time, would provide you with great pleasure.
Yours sincerelty,
Dr. Seitse
DISCLAIMER.- In case of legal problem due to this advisory, I hereby disclaim all responsibility thereof.
Originally posted by SeitseOOoh, thanks Doc! The first thing I do teach them is that Ms. C. rules. And after watching videos of children around the world, one class took to bowing when they saw me (some still do, but I bow back because I'm humble). So a cult ... cool beans. That would work for me. The parents would be thrilled. It already drives them nuts that the little cherubs start talking like me by November. And I currently threaten to sing to them when they misbehave (Barney songs are quite effective.) Thanks.
Dear Miss 1107,
First of all, I would like to share with you the envy I feel for your position. From all the possible fixiations (cheerleaders, high-heels, leather, etc.) Catholic school girls are one of my favorites (er... if and only if they are of legal age... er... according to some country's law).
Now, going into detail, my other patient Miss Nordl ...[text shortened]... .- In case of legal problem due to this advisory, I hereby disclaim all responsibility thereof.
Originally posted by reader1107Dear Reader,
OOoh, thanks Doc! The first thing I do teach them is that Ms. C. rules. And after watching videos of children around the world, one class took to bowing when they saw me (some still do, but I bow back because I'm humble). So a cult ... cool beans. That would work for me. The parents would be thrilled. It already drives them nuts that the little cheru ...[text shortened]... rently threaten to sing to them when they misbehave (Barney songs are quite effective.) Thanks.
I think we cannot keep seeing each other at the virtual divan. It would be a lack of professionalism on my behalf.
I am starting to have feelings towards you. You are adorable.
Fancy a pint? Glass of wine, perhaps?
*wink wink*
Yours sincerely,
Augustus Jeremiah Moriarty Seitse III
Originally posted by SeitseThat sounds like the teacher in "Dead Poets Society".
Therefore, if you want to achieve respect from your students, it is proper to portray yourself as a deity and, thus, the correct approach would be to tell them [b]you are whom they will meet in case they persist with their deviate ways.
Of course, the outcome is unpredictable, though one of them would be to start a cult where you could be the central object of adoration which, at the same time, would provide you with great pleasure. [/b]
Dear Mr. 7ate9,
As Dr. Roberts clearly states: "For as long as humankind has celebrated the creative powers of the mind, we've been forced to confront the darker side of the imagination: thoughts so mortifying, so frightening, so contrary to social custom and our own principles that we recoil in disgust or fear."
Unwanted sexual fantasies typically involve behaviors our culture tells us are inappropriate, such as adultery, homosexuality, incest, and rape. Forbidden thoughts the things we're not supposed to think about that often seem most alluring. Some see forbidden thoughts as part of the mind's process for testing and reaffirming its internal rules.
Therefore, I celebrate you not being ashamed or repressing your fantasies about being raped in jail.
Cheers to you!
Sincerely,
Dr. Seitse
P.S. If your legal problems are real, be sure to look for counselor Red Night.