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27 Jul 06 21:36

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04 Aug 06 15:51

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
A ten year old told me this one at my chess club last night and it had me in stitches. 😀

Bill saw a sign for an ugly people competition so he decided to enter. As he went to enter, the judge turned to him and said "Sorry, no professionals" 😛

Kids, gotta love em. 😀

I hear the "no professionals" line at all you can eat places.

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04 Aug 06 15:56

Originally posted by aspviper666
I hear the "no professionals" line at all you can eat places.

Hahahaha 😀

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04 Aug 06 21:30

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
A ten year old told me this one at my chess club last night and it had me in stitches. 😀

Bill saw a sign for an ugly people competition so he decided to enter. As he went to enter, the judge turned to him and said "Sorry, no professionals" 😛

Kids, gotta love em. 😀

That is funny.

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05 Aug 06 03:14

Originally posted by Alcra
With a rabbit up his a$$?

Warren

What do you name a girl who has one leg longer than another?
Eileen.

And if she's Chinese?
Irene.

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05 Aug 06 09:23

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05 Aug 06 11:41

Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
What do you name a girl who has one leg longer than another?
Eileen.

And if she's Chinese?
Irene.

I don't get this one...

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05 Aug 06 11:47

Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?

BOB.

And if he swims a mile:

Clever Dick.

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05 Aug 06 12:12

Originally posted by Bowmann
And if he swims a mile:

Clever Dick.

Explain....😕

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05 Aug 06 12:18

Originally posted by phil nutley
Explain....😕

No explanation needed really ,use your head and you'll work it out.

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05 Aug 06 12:24

Originally posted by boarman
No explanation needed really ,use your head and you'll work it out.

Oh I get it! His name was Richard......

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05 Aug 06 12:39

Originally posted by phil nutley
Oh I get it! His name was Richard......

well done

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05 Aug 06 12:41

Originally posted by Aiko
I don't get this one...

I take it you mean the second part.
Many Chinese peepoo cannot pronunce the letter L.

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05 Aug 06 12:45

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B is for bye bye

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05 Aug 06 12:55

What is white and 12 inches long?

Nothing. It only comes in black.