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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?

BOB.

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Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?

BOB.
Hanging on a wall?

Art

In a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Shutup you little homo.
He is not little.

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Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
He is not little.
Thank you.



Wait... 😛

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What did the sadist say to the masochist?
NO!

😀

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what have alexander the great and winnie the pooh got in common?

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the same middle name

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Originally posted by scoop122
the same middle name
Lame.

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Originally posted by ark13
Hanging on a wall?

Art

In a pile of leaves?

Russell
With a spade? - Doug
Without a spade? - Douglas

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Originally posted by Angry Boy
With a spade? - Doug
Without a spade? - Douglas
With a rabbit up his a$$?

Warren

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Lame.
I liked it. It's funny in a stupid way. 😛

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What's the difference between an Native American in a canoe and a Dutchman?.............Eventually the Native American will tip.



Edit: I'm married to a Dutch woman and it's true.

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Why do Negroes not like aspirins?

1) They are white
2) They work
3) They have to pick a bit of cotton to get at them

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Originally posted by ark13
I liked it. It's funny in a stupid way. 😛
cheers
there should be room for silliness in the world!

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A ten year old told me this one at my chess club last night and it had me in stitches. 😀

Bill saw a sign for an ugly people competition so he decided to enter. As he went to enter, the judge turned to him and said "Sorry, no professionals" 😛

Kids, gotta love em. 😀