A man walks into an adult shop and asks for a blow up doll.
The man behind the counter asks male or female,to which the customer replies female.
Black or white the man asks,to which the customer replies white.
Muslim or christian the shop owner asks.
Whats religion got to do with it the customer asks.
The muslim one blows itself up.
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK
Today my baby girl's 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
those dang payments!
So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to comes to my house, and when she get there, I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face.
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door... I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face."
Originally posted by Daemon SinNow that's funny.
2 dyslexics are in a car.
One turns to the other and says "Can you smell petrol?"
The other replies "Don't be stupid, I can't even smell my own name."
DISCLAIMER
Yes, I know that there are many logical faults with this offensive joke but I didn't make it up...
Two Arabs from the same small village in Egypt emigrate to Texas. When they arrive they have a wager: they will meet in exactly one year, and the winner will be the one who's made himself more American. The meeting happens, and the first says, "Waal, y'know, ah got up yesserday mornin', mowed the lawn, cleaned out the pool, took m'boy to a Little League game in the afternoon, and in the evenin' had the neighbours round for a cookout. We served 'em ribs and dawgs, and sat around drinking longneck Buds, an' shoutin' 'Yee-haw!!' as loud as we could. How 'bout you?"
"Fcuk off, towelhead," says the other.
I received this warning today from a friend. Please read.
I don't know how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco,
but this may be useful to know.
I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me, and it could happen to you!!
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-
year-old incredibly well-built guys approach you as you
are packing your purchases in the trunk of your car.
Both of them are shirtless and begin cleaning & wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex; all the while
shirtless with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-
hard abs exposed. It's impossible to look away.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they decline and
instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or
Costco.
You agree and they get in the car. On the way, they start
talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one
of them begins kissing your neck gently and begs you to
pull over so he can make mad passionate love to you!!
While you're being distracted, his accomplice steals your
purse!!
I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on
Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and
tomorrow around 3:00 PM
Originally posted by boarmanThank you for reposting my joke.
A man walks into an adult shop and asks for a blow up doll.
The man behind the counter asks male or female,to which the customer replies female.
Black or white the man asks,to which the customer replies white.
Muslim or christian the shop owner asks.
Whats religion got to do with it the customer asks.
The muslim one blows itself up.
[Posted a few days ago - 20 Jul '06 16:53]
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