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A fool and his money are soon elected.

Will Rogers

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

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Originally posted by LEUR
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Is this the guy who wrote 'Calvin and Hobbes'? Awesome strip.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Is this the guy who wrote 'Calvin and Hobbes'? Awesome strip.
My wife gave me the complete Calvin and Hobbes as birthday present a few years back. I love it 🙂

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“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman

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"Hitler never used chemical weapons"

- Sean Spicer

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Is this the guy who wrote 'Calvin and Hobbes'? Awesome strip.
That be he.

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Bill Watterson

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"Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated"

Donald Trump

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"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
- Mark Twain on this day in 1894 in a letter to his wife telling her that he'd declared bankruptcy.

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“I force myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.”
—Marcel Duchamp

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I never let reality interfere with my thinking

- me

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Rationality is the way to lead life. So high time,
let’s stop feeding our dreams and shake hands with the reality.
― Parul Wadhwa

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I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

Thomas Jefferson

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"For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity."

-- Mark Twain

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Originally posted by moonbus
"For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity."

-- Mark Twain
"I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter."

Mark Twain

Als Muttersprachler kann ich da nur zustimmen 😉