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  1. SubscriberPonderable
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    21 Jan '17 09:15
    Maybe we have sold one million electric cars before the opening of the new berlin airport.
    Dieter Zetsche, Daimler

    Maybe this is more funny in Germany...but still.
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    21 Jan '17 10:23
    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

    Elbert Hubbard
  3. Subscribermoonbus
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    21 Jan '17 13:40
    "On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken


    Read more at:

    https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/h_l_mencken.html
  4. Gothenburg
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    21 Jan '17 18:21
    A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. - W. Somerset Maugham
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
    at home
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    21 Jan '17 23:58
    America has to import so many workers because
    for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a
    million people who would have been in our workforce.

    Mike Huckabee
  6. Standard memberapathist
    looking for loot
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    22 Jan '17 02:00
    When nothing is going right, go left.

    Anonymous
  7. Subscriberabalone
    Good in soups
    In the can! Dummy!
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    23 Jan '17 01:202 edits
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    Steven Wright
  8. SubscriberPonderable
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    05 Feb '17 15:39
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

    Reba McEntire
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    One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. ~ Proverb
  10. SubscriberPonderable
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    13 Feb '17 10:23
    "That makes covering Donald Trump so difficult: What does he mean when he says words."

    Zachary Wolf on CNN
  11. Gothenburg
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    15 Feb '17 12:58
    I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. - George Burns
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    07 Mar '17 06:03
    "Now I have to tell you, an unbelievably complex subject, nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated " Donald J Trump
  13. Subscriberdivegeester
    Racist, apparently
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    07 Mar '17 06:221 edit
    “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

    Donald Trump



    Edit: sorry, not trying to turn this thread into a Trump thing.
  14. Gothenburg
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    07 Mar '17 07:21
    I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill
  15. SubscriberPonderable
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    07 Mar '17 11:37
    Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.

    Edgar Allan Poe
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