funny quotes

Coffee is a language in itself.

Jackie Chan

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
Robert Brault

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

Dear Math, I've turned the problem over to my local representative.

They solve my problems much better than I.

Dear math,
stop asking me to help find your X. she left you, and i dont know Y.

I had trouble with physics in college. When I signed up I thought it said psychics.
- Greg Tamblyn

"We have nothing to fear, but a free market and capitalism"

FDR

"He better get them. Oh, he better, otherwise I'll say, 'Tom, you're fired.' "

Trump about Health minister Price on the Boyscout meeting

If only common sense would be more common.

Anonymous (who else)

"The president has said he is not a statistician."

President Bush's spokesperson McClellan on why the number of jobless People did not diminish in 2004

"Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
-- John von Neumann

You can't criticize geometry. It's never wrong.
Paul Rand