funny quotes

There are two reasons I don't trust people

1. I don't know them

2. I know them

There are two secrets to becoming successful.

1. Never let anyone know all your secrets.

I assume economists are competent.

Think like a Proton and stay positive 😉

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry

“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
Donald J. Trump

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”
― Fran Lebowitz

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog... it's too dark to read."

- Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

Originally posted by @ponderable
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. ”
― Fran Lebowitz

Originally posted by @whodey
"Then satan said, 'Let us put the alphabet in math'"

Originally posted by @wolfe63
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
- Mark Twain

Originally posted by @leur
I will tell you the truth three different ways before I would lie to you...
My Step Dad

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis