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Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
Maybe it ain't the bird, but rather the worm that's the problem.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
I hate to be the one to tell you this... but you are in LOVE! 😵

Go with it - it's much better than the cold, harshness, meaningless of playing chess.

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It's your little head doing the thinking for your big head.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
My new Grilfriend has taken my time from the chess site, but my ability has kinda remained constant....different strokes for different folks, i guess.

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Originally posted by slimjim
It's your little head doing the thinking for your big head.
i can never tell the difference

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
Just make sure to take a six week sex break before a tourney and you will be fine.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
What has had even larger adverse effects on my chess is when an old one calls while you're trying to make a move.

Also, I once played chess OTB with a girl I had a thing for, I think my effective rating was like 200 points below normal.

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Originally posted by EAPOE

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?[/b]
I find that a new bird messes with my willy😉😏

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i can never tell the difference
Are you a pigmey?

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I would suggest playing "From's Gambit".

Apparently it's an anti-bird opening....


J

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Originally posted by onyx2006
I would suggest playing "From's Gambit".

Apparently it's an [b]anti-bird
opening....


J[/b]
And does it work? 🙂 I'm in need for a strong anti-bird opening right now 😀.

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Originally posted by Duke of Brabant
And does it work? 🙂 I'm in need for a strong anti-bird opening right now 😀.
works a treat man... LOL

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Originally posted by onyx2006
works a treat man... LOL
I looked it up and just got the subtile touch of your suggestion 😉. Good one 🙂.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Let me make it a little more clear. . . . I have just met a very nice girl. Since we have been going out every move on the boards has been a god dam blunder. I log on and move then a day later. . . God dam it did I not see that move coming. .. . .My ability to look ahead in my games has faded away into La La land.

Does anyone else find that a new bird messes with the ability to play chess?
EAPOE my friend. You may remember me hence - a proposed night on the town.
Can I propose a challenge Sir. I like the sound of an opponent in La La land 🙂 ?