Originally posted by NatsiaNormally, I wouldn’t lower myself to do a psychic Zodiac reading for a non-sub, but, you seem to be appropriately twisted and in need of my sage wisdom. Cancerians are not normally cheap bastards, but, apparently you are an exception. Buy a subscription you mooching harlot.
My curiosity got the better of me.
28 June. Please?
Those born under the sign of Cancer are emotional and loving which is why many Cancerians become psychologists, nurses or feel good artsy slackers. You can quite honestly be said to be over emotional and touchy. Prone to wallowing in self pity, you take everything too personally and you’ll all but tear up over the smallest disappointment. You like to tell yourself that you don’t care what other people think, yet you continually measure yourself against the standards of others. Get over it, live for yourself and stop trying to subconsciously please other people.
You’re obviously the Uber Geek and you’ve got an intuitive and imaginative streak that clearly shows in your art. However, you’re moody and hyper sensitive to criticism and this makes you stay inside your artistic ‘comfort zone’ rather than push your self imposed boundaries. Besides this subconscious desire to please that makes you an inadvertent slacker, both in art and music, you tend to let others sway your likes and dislikes. Strive to do something that challenges your skills every day or face a beating with large fish. All Cancerians are moody and are frequent victims of people urinating in their food.
You’ve got an idealized romantic streak that will never be fulfilled. When you do latch onto a relationship that has the potential to be rewarding and fulfilling you obliterate it by being clingy and unable to let go. Keep in mind that you have breasts, all guys love breasts and will pay attention to whatever is attached to those breasts. In case you hadn’t figured this out, guys are stupid when forced into an encounter with breasts and you can basically make them do anything you want them to. Use this knowledge to negotiate from a position of power and take control of your relationships.
All Cancerian women are loony as fruit bats and you’ll never know if you’re going to get the gentle moon maiden or a flip flopping psychotic hose beast. Watching the train wreck that is Cancer Girl’s mood swings is like watching a black and white slap stick silent movie backed with mel¬ancholy and blue music. Most Cancerians are prone to overly dramatic, half hearted suicide attempts and then wallow in self pity when nobody seems to notice. You already struggle on the fringes of depression, get a grip and invest in some sex toys immediately.
I see a divided path in your future, you can choose to live life for yourself first or you can end up homeless, smelling like rotten cheese and pushing a cart of empty cans from place to place. Either way, I see you getting into graffiti art and ending up with a paint huffing habit that will melt your frontal lobe. Come to terms with your Cancerific traits of being just a little crazy, unpredictably sad and superbly imaginative.
