Originally posted by huckleberryhoundIt doesn't matter if you believe in God, I just talked to him an he certainly doesn't like you. He mumbled something about an incident involving several gerbils and oral self pleasuring.
I am not godless ðŸ˜
I do however,have an overriding urge to find out who Jennifer tilly is 😛
Ever find out who Jennifer Tilly is?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAre you going to do your job, or just lazr about all day like the buffoon I have always suspected you to be?
It doesn't matter if you believe in God, I just talked to him an he certainly doesn't like you. He mumbled something about an incident involving several gerbils and oral self pleasuring.
Ever find out who Jennifer Tilly is?
Originally posted by StarrmanGod damn it, I'm working on it you pushy bastard.
Are you going to do your job, or just lazr about all day like the buffoon I have always suspected you to be?
You are a goat, a mean spirited, sexually selfish, wishy washy, smelly goat. Capricorns keep to themselves and harbour deeply personal thoughts. All alter boy buggering Catholic Priests are Capricorns.
People think that you are practical and prudent, little do they know that this is strongly motivated by apathy. Your inherent laziness drives you to find the easiest and path through life. Where a little more effort would make extraordinary gains, instead, you settle for mediocre. Somehow, you manage to make this apathy look stylish and smooth, but, in reality, you lack the discipline to make a warm cup of tea.
You're exceedingly ambitious, but, too dense to figure out what for and too lazy to put the effort in to really define your goals and aspirations. You continually waffle back and forth between different dreams and fantasies. You often look at your life as bing much less than what it could be a think longingly about what could have been. Most Capricorns hang themselves and leave tear stained notes crying and moaning about how unfair life is.
What is often seen as a patient and caring approach is really disguised avarice and greed. Many Capricorns work at nursing homes or become estate lawyers so they can rip off the dead, dying or elderly.
Your reserved and subtly sarcastic humor is really just a statement of how you feel about your associates. You deliver your cutting repitoire in such away as people think you're laughing with them instead of at them. Many Capricorns get punched in the throat or shanked with a broken pint glass because of this.
Your close friends and family know you to be pessimistic and fatalistic. You give of a prevailing attitude of not giving a polished turd for anything, yet you complain about everything incessantly. You often harp on the most mundane topics until no end and insist on 'winning' the arguement even when the other arguee didn't think there was an argument going on in the first place. You're basically an obnoxiously contrary fatalistic gypsy.
Oh, and your also a cheap SOB. You'd pry the coins out of a dead mans eyes and begrudge a starving man a crust of moldy bread.
you'll get fire from a series of jobs after your boss catches onto what a sarcastic bastard you are. You'll spend some time selling flowers with the Hari Krishnas at the Heathrow airport only to get kicked out for stealing the donations. You'll ultimately find work with a local newspaper writing obituaries and using them to get deals on furniture, estate sales, etc... Finally, you'll die in late November, alone in a small rundown apartment filled with piss soaked furniture. As you choke on a stale cheese scone, your last thoughts will be "So this is all there is..." Subsequently, you're cat will get hungry and eat the eyes out of your corpse.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateI thought this was supposed to be humourous. There's no need to be so close to the bone, dude :'(
God damn it, I'm working on it you pushy bastard.
You are a goat, a mean spirited, sexually selfish, wishy washy, smelly goat. Capricorns keep to themselves and harbour deeply personal thoughts. All alter boy buggering Catholic Priests are Capricorns.
People think that you are practical and prudent, little do they know that this is strongly ." Subsequently, you're cat will get hungry and eat the eyes out of your corpse.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateOriginally posted by huckleberryhound
Ha! That's just perfect. All Geminis are Godless homosexuals and the very personifcation of carnal sin. While stylishly eccentric, you're a walking conundrum, a paradox, enigma and, quite simply, a complete schitzo.
Gemini's frequent gay bath houses and can often be found employeed as much abused bath towel attendants. Their love of poetry, j d with your internal antagonist that you'll kill yourself just to get the final word in.
ooh ooh, do me , do me
I thought you were full of bunk, but I guess I owe you an apology. You hit the huckster right on. 😵
