I recently discovered that I have psychic powers and a gift for astrology.
If you provide me with your birthdate and some basic background information, I will craft a precise horoscope for you. (Background info can include your full name, address, social security number, mother's maiden name and any credit card/bank account numbers you have available. This information will further help me to zero in on your future.)
Bad Brain Morganotchi- bbbrain @Mafi.com-ss#666-666-666-CC# 403-507-666-666-Mother MN brunhilda smith-address DILIGAF ave. Hells Kitchen, NJ 66606-birth date 9-39 66
Please submit as soon as possible. My love life is in terrible shape. again PLEASE RUSH
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI see bankruptcy, depression, and finally suicide in the futures you read....
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Originally posted by rbmorrisWell, according to the Zodiac, that makes you a Scorpio. I should have known really, Scorpios are pricks.
It's a great gift, not to be cheapened by your poorly-punctuated sarcasm.
EDIT: I'd like mine done, please. Nov 20.
You are intense, passionate and quick witted. Basically, these are your only good traits and most people think that you're an obnoxious twit. Sadly, you use your keen perception and complex analytical skills to belittle and victimize those around you.
While you are completely self obsessed, you are also prone to jealousy, envy and cruelty. You keep your loved ones close to you, often forcibly, and torture them like the family pets you loved as a child. Any relationships you develop will inevitably end in a murder suicide/stalking scenario. You'd be advised to keep a shovel, bag of lime and some rope handy at all times.
Scorpios are obsessed with their genitalia. Most child predators on Dateline NBC Specials are Scorpios as are all sheep shaggers (most Irish and New Zealanders are Scorpios).
You should become a collections agent and/or work for the IRS. Otherwise, I predict that you'll be blissfully happy for the next few years at which point you'll almost randomly spin off into a downward spiral of drunken self loathing. Don't worry too much though as you'll drag everyone else down with you.
Originally posted by adam warlockYou were born as the moon clouded the fifth aspect of Scorpio. This accounts for the fact that while you enjoy buggering various barnyard animals you're also much more dull witted than the average Scorpio.
November 6th of 1982.
Do I get a present now? 😵
As far as career choices go, I'd recommend you join the army or sign up as a crash test dummy.
Originally posted by Hand of HecatePlease do mine: 22 July 1972
I recently discovered that I have psychic powers and a gift for astrology.
If you provide me with your birthdate and some basic background information, I will craft a precise horoscope for you. (Background info can include your full name, address, social security number, mother's maiden name and any credit card/bank account numbers you have available. This information will further help me to zero in on your future.)