Originally posted by SunburntSorry, but I can't but speak the truth when it comes to the future.
Since you are giving out future look-sees and this is free:
Dec 3 1972
And if you see mine, don't be so wicked!
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Born under the Zodiac Symbol of Sagittarious, you are annoyingly positive, full of optimism with a bright outlook on life. Most people would cheerfully drown you in a lake because of this persistent attitude. Because of this, I recommend that you avoid camping trips, especially those where alcohol is involved as some poor hungover bastard will most assuredly strangle you after hearing "Good Morning Campers, rise and shine, it's a wonderful day!"
While Sagittarians are very enterprising, full of energy and vitality all of their efforts are doomed to failure just because nobody likes you cheerful SOB's. Much like Lemmings, Sagittarians would enthuiastically hurl themselves off a tall cliff if everyone else was doing it. Sagittarians enjoy travelling and adventure. With their ambitious and optimistic approach, it is ironically amusing that everyone voted off "Survivor Island" first is a Sagittarian.
Given your addiction to sex toys you will spend a good deal of time working in Amsterdam as a prostitute. While on a bus tour through Eastern Europe your driver will drive into a mountain crevass and kill you all. You'll survive the initial crash only to be eaten by wolves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWow, you do have a gift!
Sorry, but I can't but speak the truth when it comes to the future.
Born under the Zodiac Symbol of Sagittarious, you are annoyingly positive, full of optimism with a bright outlook on life. Most people would cheerfully drown you in a lake because of this persistent attitude. Because of this, I recommend that you avoid camping trips, especially ...[text shortened]... crevass and kill you all. You'll survive the initial crash only to be eaten by wolves.