Originally posted by shortcircuitYou spelled "z00t" wrong.
Uh Zoot, these clowns that post in this forum are the same clowns that post in the other forums, aren't they? I have seen some really smartass responses in the chess forum as well. This site is absolutely full of them. I understand what you are saying, it's just nothing is sacred in this venue.
Originally posted by JusuhI don't get it.
Okay...here comes the secret way to win every SINGLE game. Only very very exclusive group of strongest masters know this fabulous secret.
First play these moves in order (as white) 1.e3 2.e4 Qe2 4.h3. Now, say these words aloud "I will never let you down, Michael Jackson". Wait for couple seconds, and bang, your opponent has blundered.
Originally posted by artplayerWhat he is trying to say is ,
I'd say choose your own path. There are many ways to get good at chess, and figuring out which way suits you comes with experience. People might have ideas on how to improve, but only you will truely understand what works for you. I'd say finding some good chess books is a good place to start, and maybe a teacher if you're really driven to improve fast. The ideal way to improve though is to just play the game and learn as you go.
"take it out wide and go straight down the middle!!!!!
Originally posted by z00tYou misspelled, "Take it to the Chess Forum, Spanky."
You should have asked this in the Chess Forum as the clowns here will turn it into a circus act in the General Forum. See Thread 69763
Originally posted by Evil Pawn 666never works. cheaters don't seem to realize the simplest things their engine doesn't tell them. you never learn anything unless you put some effort into it.
Learn how to cheat and when you get good at that you will know the difference between how you would have played and how the cheating got you the win. Guaranteed to work every time.😀