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..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new life for me...maybe i could be a wrapper for a 5th grade math book....maybe i could be used to stuff up that hole in the garage where the wind blows in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
...I do that guy a favor and be put over his womans face... or maybe

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
You could eat the bag.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You could eat the bag.
He is the bag, how could he eat himself?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
I'm only a bill. And I'm sittin' on Capitol Hill.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
i could get picked up by a couple teenage punks, get super glue dumped in me and be the root of all hallucinations.... untill the ambulance ride

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Originally posted by umba
i could get picked up by a couple teenage punks, get super glue dumped in me and be the root of all hallucinations.... untill the ambulance ride
Gold paint is the huffer's choice selection.

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..you are being haughty and not taking my situation seriously...my provence is magnificent...i come from a long line of recycled cardbox boxes off that chinese container ship out in the harbor ..( i do speak a little schezwan you know )...so i could use some real advice..or some empathy..is that too much to ask at this holiday time ?...

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Just more elements to continue as we glide. Dimensions & The Measurements and the evidence you will find. Change it. Rearrange it so it's regularly updated. Hits from every angle so expect the unexpected. Represent the fusion of the mind and stay connected.

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...you must buy the same dry cereal that i do...that is written on the back...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...you must buy the same dry cereal that i do...that is written on the back...
I don't know about your cereal, but my milk package seems to be missing you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He is the bag, how could he eat himself?
the same way a dying sun does, all he needs is an unstable iron core, and... boom! he's eaten himself into a dark hole...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
...the dry cleaners closed, and the small gift of moist heat was replaced with a saturating, silent damp as the shadows lengthened into night... cars passed by the opening of the lonely alley, and the brown paper bag imagined the red tail-lights to be cozy embers nestled in a happy holiday hearth... and as the chill deepened with the darkening, the little brown paper bag wished and wished...and wished... but nobody ever came.

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...and the little match girl ( who sells wooden matches on the street to feed her orphaned brother ) saw the wee little brown bag and struck up a match...she did not freeze to death that night...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...and the little match girl ( who sells wooden matches on the street to feed her orphaned brother ) saw the wee little brown bag and struck up a match...she did not freeze to death that night...
:'( poor little brown bag

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