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i am an empty paper bag

i am an empty paper bag

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there was once a wee little bag
that happened to be very sad
looking for a new purpose in life
found a little girl who was very nice
a book of matches she had in her lap
the little brown bag didnt know it was a trap
a burst of light ,a puff of smoke, and wee bag was dead
and that is the ending to the little brown bag thread

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😞

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Originally posted by reinfeld
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Don't be sad man. You can start a new thread.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't be sad man. You can start a new thread.
yeah you could always be a plastic bag next time

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...and the little match girl ( who sells wooden matches on the street to feed her orphaned brother ) saw the wee little brown bag and struck up a match...she did not freeze to death that night...
...for the jail was warm, and the officer didn't believe her story once he found the bent spoon and surgical tubing in her pocket.

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...her lawyer came to her defense...he pointed out that the spoon was found jamming the communal water pump...thus saving 14 metropolitan blocks from the spread of cholera from the water cistern that had been flooded by the excreta from St. Joseph's orphanage...and as for that "rubber tube", why the little match girl had been carrying that to siphon extra soup out of the salvation army kettle to feed to her little brother...( bail was granted and four days later oklahoma experience a crime spree )...but the lawyer got his fee in the mail from an envelope mailed from tulsa...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...her lawyer came to her defense...he pointed out that the spoon was found jamming the communal water pump...thus saving 14 metropolitan blocks from the spread of cholera from the water cistern that had been flooded by the excreta from St. Joseph's orphanage...and as for that "rubber tube", why the little match girl had been carrying that to siphon extra s ...[text shortened]... crime spree )...but the lawyer got his fee in the mail from an envelope mailed from tulsa...
...by strange coincidence, the envelope had been made in the same paper factory as the brown paper bag...and they had in fact met there and become friends because they were born on the same day...so it made the envelope very sad to hear the paperbag's story...and also very angry...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
...by strange coincidence, the envelope had been made in the same paper factory as the brown paper bag...and they had in fact met there and become friends because they were born on the same day...so it made the envelope very sad to hear the paperbag's story...and also very angry...
...who are you...and what did you do with noodles... 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't be sad man...
Behind Blue Eyes

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
...who are you...
who who!

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[haleyjoelosment] i see veiled Pete Townshend lyrics [/haleyjoelosment]

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
...who are you...and what did you do with noodles... 😕
...i am the envelope...you probably guessed it...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am here in an alley at 34th and ash street, south detroit...i am a brown paper bag..slightly used....i sit by the grate where the steam from the dry
cleaners next door is pushing out a little warmth...i see a hobo eyeing me...NO !..i do not have a half pint of kessler stuck inside me...leave me alone !...i wish someone would take me home and find a new ...[text shortened]... in by
the washer...maybe i could be used to wrap a non-descript christmas present..or maybe...
i saw that movie, it won an oscar ... is the wind blowing you way up in the air? ...