I would be a good chess player but....

I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?

I blunder at least once a game!

I stink.

I choose not to.

OOoh! I think I want to play all of you!

I'm not visual enough. Once moved my queen into a nice position where she'd be protected by a bishop -- wasn't MY bishop (and he wasn't feeling very protective, either). 😲🙄

Because playing (and typing) with your nose ain't easy. 😵

I dont know how to

i'm a genius. chess is below me. i solve PDE's in my head. i see little point in chess, thus i only give it a fraction of my gigantuous mental capacity.

I choose not to play to the best of my ability because I'd become the best player this site has ever seen, but that would make you guys feel very inadequate and I don't want that. 😉

because i spend my time becoming good at checkers. everyone knows checkers is the real thinking mans game

People keep beating me.

....but Chuck Norris would kick my ass if he found out I was better at chess than him.

...yo mama.

Originally posted by chrissyb
I choose not to.