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I would be a good chess player but....

I would be a good chess player but....

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Define "more".
a more - an indigenous rhodent species living in the deep forests of equilibrium, absurdistan. the 4.5m tall bipedal male weighting 4-6 tons (wet weight), is the biggest rhodent species not known to man. the female more is invisible and very sarcastic, and there has been some talk about it running illegal underground disco in the capital of absurdistan, the bob.

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Originally posted by wormwood
a more - an indigenous rhodent species living in the deep forests of equilibrium, absurdistan. the 4.5m tall bipedal male weighting 4-6 tons (wet weight), is the biggest rhodent species not known to man. the female more is invisible and very sarcastic, and there has been some talk about it running illegal underground disco in the capital of absurdistan, the bob.
Thanks. I'll have some more coffee.

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Originally posted by wormwood
a more - an indigenous rhodent species living in the deep forests of equilibrium, absurdistan. the 4.5m tall bipedal male weighting 4-6 tons (wet weight), is the biggest rhodent species not known to man. the female more is invisible and very sarcastic, and there has been some talk about it running illegal underground disco in the capital of absurdistan, the bob.
They are celebrated for their fine singing voices.

a more--whoa-oh
cantare--whoa oh oh oh

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
They are celebrated for their fine singing voices.

a more--whoa-oh
cantare--whoa oh oh oh
Have you read "The More Child"? Nice book.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thanks. I'll have some more coffee.
That'll ruin any of your chess improvement progress you have planned.

Allegedly.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
That'll ruin any of your chess improvement progress you have planned.

Allegedly.
No no no, I think you haven't followed the thread. Normal coffee (which I don't drink) is bad, more coffee is good.

More coffee is less
and will improve your chess.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No no no, I think you haven't followed the thread. Normal coffee (which I don't drink) is bad, more coffee is good.

More coffee is less
and will improve your chess.
I would be good at chess if I drank more coffee - ah now I understand. Thanks.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I would be good at chess if I drank more coffee - ah now I understand. Thanks.
Yes. More coffee has a terrible taste, though.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
More coffee is less
and will improve your chess.
😀

where are the poem threads when you need them...

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My problem is there are too many possible blunders. I don't know which one to make. Can someone help me out here?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?
I'm Canadian. Its a well known fact that Canadians are bad at chess, good at hockey.

So if the chess pieces were on ice and modelled after hockey players, I would be a good chess player.



If that was the case, which hockey player would you make the king?


Tim Horton

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
I'm Canadian. Its a well known fact that Canadians are bad at chess, good at hockey.

So if the chess pieces were on ice and modelled after hockey players, I would be a good chess player.



If that was the case, which hockey player would you make the king?


Tim Horton
You should design a set for RHP. You'll be the hero of all Canadian players. And soon all the top players will be Canadian.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
I'm Canadian. Its a well known fact that Canadians are bad at chess, good at hockey.

So if the chess pieces were on ice and modelled after hockey players, I would be a good chess player.



If that was the case, which hockey player would you make the king?


Tim Horton
Who should be made the king?


Wayne Gretzy.

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... i make stupid mistakes by not thinking thoroughly enoungh on RHP, and OTB i take too long to think and opponents and onlookers rush me, then i mess up and lose.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?
I dont come here often enough to stop timeouts before they occur. Lost the majority of my games that way.

Oh, and I'm also an alcoholic. Sometimes, it helps. 😀