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I would be a good chess player but....

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?
I have a life that I have to live.

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Originally posted by SamuraiWarrior
Who should be made the king?


Wayne Gretzy.
Are you really living in Japan?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You should design a set for RHP. You'll be the hero of all Canadian players. And soon all the top players will be Canadian.
In order to do that, we have to think of what each piece means and find a player to fit that profile.

If you think of the rook as built like a castle, then Hal Gill, Zdeno Chara, and Chris Pronger pop into mind.

The knights can represent a work-horse of a player. Someone who plays every shift like his team is down by a goal. I can't think of anyone right now.

The pawns can be goalies.

Like that other guy said, good ol' Wayne can be the king.

But do we use a female for the queen?

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
How true that is ....

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Originally posted by z00t
How true that is ....
We come here to get away from you. Now go away. ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Originally posted by Ian68
We come here to get away from you. Now go away. ๐Ÿ˜ 
I can't get enough of him, he always makes me laugh!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I can't get enough of him, he always makes me laugh!
Perhaps the OP should have asked .... "I would be posting in the Only Chess forum but for :-"

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I like to drink and take loads of drugs.



What's your excuse?
i'm fat, and black...
not really, but ive come to learn that anyone can blame anything on anyone if they're black...
so, that's the stance i'm taking

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
ok toot, we're looking for REALISTIC solutions here...

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Originally posted by z00t
Perhaps the OP should have asked .... "I would be posting in the Only Chess forum but for :-"
..but for :- the fact that there are too many morons like tooty frooty whinging in there.


nb. no offence meant to the non-morons who post there.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
..but for :- the fact that there are too many morons like tooty frooty whinging in there.


nb. no offence meant to the non-morons who post there.
Make a "relevant" contribution and no-one will bat an eyelid. Troll the Only Chess forum like the way the General Forum is done will get your eyelids bitten off.

You could make it if you tried .....


Originally posted by z00t
Make a "relevant" contribution and no-one will bat an eyelid. Troll the Only Chess forum like the way the General Forum is done will get your eyelids bitten off.

You could make it if you tried .....
Just how many relevant posts do you make in the Only Chess Forum yourself?

I just read though 20 pages of your most recent forum posts and found that your 'advice' consists of posting links to or quoting from other sites that people could find themselves if they wanted, and the occassional soundbite that could have come from any beginner level chess book. When people respond to your posts you are almost inevitably discourteous accusing them of not making enough effort with their games in a very patronising manner.

Most of your other posts there are either complaining about what other people have posted or very thinly veiled cheating accusations levelled at some of the site's higher rated players.

In short, your are the most obnoxious person I have come across on this site, and I'm sick of reading your drivel.

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..i am the most obnoxius perrrsoon u could neet ( meet )...i post dirrivlll all the time...wanna come over to my house forr a drinkky...?

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Originally posted by Ian68

In short, your are the most obnoxious person I have come across on this site, and I'm sick of reading your drivel.
Reminds me of MerchantParkPro - and we all know what happened to him. ๐Ÿ™

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Reminds me of MerchantParkPro - and we all know what happened to him. ๐Ÿ™
At least MPP wasn't cynical enough to claim he was doing it all for our benefit. Sounds more like George W to me.