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I would be a good chess player but....

I would be a good chess player but....

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I would be a good chess player but....

The Russians are trying to hypnotize me. The lighting in the tournament hall isn't quite right. The Jews are up to something. People are trying to poison me.

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
Nice post there z00t, it's all starting to make sense now.

Joseph Smith was a write of fiction. You should not take it so literal.

Your preaching is becoming tiresome.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Your preaching is becoming tiresome.
No worries mlprior, the only thing I'm worried about is the following on your profile :-

mlprior's profile
36 year old soccer mom, wife, chemical engineer, chess addict, perpetual student of life... Trying to become a better player and learn some strategy. Feel free to challenge me, always up for a game.

You would certainly benefit from the threads I linked to earlier. You being a mom should know about the importance of family values - where does hypocrisy fit into your tunnel thinking? I was reading about some mum smoking weed with her school boy son, I hope your not in this category.

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
I don't know where the "I need help getting to 1800" thread is.

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Originally posted by z00t
I was reading about some mum smoking weed with her school boy son, I hope your not in this category.
I was reading about some parents teaching grammar to their children. I hope you're not in this category.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I don't know where the "I need help getting to 1800" thread is.
Yikes there probably isn't but wait for RahimK to start one or start it yourself. Alternatively the nobody should be left behind is for all.

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Originally posted by z00t
Yikes there probably isn't but wait for RahimK to start one or start it yourself. Alternatively the [b]nobody should be left behind is for all.[/b]
actually, the 1600 thread is the 1800 thread...

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads[/b]
Wow! you mean you can also play chess on this site! Interesting feature. That must be new!

I would be a good chess player but.... my oponent goes to often to the bathroom :'(

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I have a lack of experience and a lack of patience. Im hoping i will be more patient when im older, and hence also have more experience....byt it's a rather large 'hope' to be honest.

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Originally posted by z00t
No worries mlprior, the only thing I'm worried about is the following on your profile :-

mlprior's profile
[b]36 year old soccer mom, wife, chemical engineer, chess addict, perpetual student of life... Trying to become a better player and learn some strategy. Feel free to challenge me, always up for a game.


You would certainly benefit from t ...[text shortened]... reading about some mum smoking weed with her school boy son, I hope your not in this category.[/b]
My profile should not worry you in any way z00t, and why would it?

That is amazing that from my profile you have deduced that I am a pot smoking, hypocrit with tunnel vision. You sure hit the nail on the head there.

No worries, I can judge you just as easily as you judge me.

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Originally posted by mlprior
My profile should not worry you in any way z00t, and why would it?

That is amazing that from my profile you have deduced that I am a pot smoking, hypocrit with tunnel vision. You sure hit the nail on the head there.

No worries, I can judge you just as easily as you judge me.
Don't put words in my mouth. You claim to be interested in improving your chess but you come and attack me with "you are tired of my preaching". There's too much outlandish stuff in the general forum and people like you who claim they want to improve should participate in the relevent discussions in the Only Chess forum.

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Originally posted by z00t
Don't put words in my mouth. You claim to be interested in improving your chess but you come and attack me with "you are tired of my preaching". There's too much outlandish stuff in the general forum and people like you who claim they want to improve should participate in the relevent discussions in the Only Chess forum.
Thanks for the suggestion, but participating in a forum discussion is NOT going to improve my chess game.

Practice, study, and practice will improve my chess game. I can take care of those things myself.

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you drank less coffee.
...define "less"...

😞

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Originally posted by genius
...define "less"...

😞
less is more.

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Originally posted by wormwood
less is more.
Define "more".