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I would be a good chess player but....

I would be a good chess player but....

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Is it better to be accused of 3(d)?
Silly Noodles. 3(d) is "All of the above".

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Silly Noodles. 3(d) is "All of the above".
Wrong. 3(d) is making your moves without thinking.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wrong. 3(d) is making your moves without thinking.
Then which one was I thinking of?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Then which one was I thinking of?
Probably 3(e).

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...the little voices in my head tell me not to.

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All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the nobody should be left behind or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
Yeah but who wants to listen to [or read] a bunch of chess nerds going on about the 'kentucky fried chicken defence' or the 'mingin bobs yer uncle sideways gambit'?

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Originally posted by z00t
All of you would improve almost overnight if you: -

- stopped posting crap in the general forum
- started visiting the chess forum more often and participated in the [b]nobody should be left behind
or I need help getting to 1400/1600/1800/2000 threads
- started off on a diet of a chess book each week/tactics/analysis
- drank less coke and less coffee.[/b]
Okay, I'll go to bed now, which will stop me from posting crap in the general forum. I also won't drink any coke and coffee while I am asleep (not that I'd ever drink coffee, but I drink coke every few months). On the negative side, I won't be able to visit the chess forum either. Also, while I liked very much to eat paper when I was a child, I don't really like the idea of a book diet anymore. I still hope to be a better player tomorrow morning.

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z00t!!!!!! this is only for people arent good at chess, take your advice and get out of this thread!!!!!!!!

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I have better things to do than study chess.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I have better things to do than study chess.
like being stupid

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...but I read z00t's thread.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
because i spend my time becoming good at checkers. everyone knows checkers is the real thinking mans game
checkers is, in my book, "the stupid man's chess".

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Originally posted by SamuraiWarrior
checkers is, in my book, "the stupid man's chess".
How dare you say that. My son is a checker champ and I have you know he plays one hell of a game of chess.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
How dare you say that. My son is a checker champ and I have you know he plays one hell of a game of chess.
I play a checkered game of chess. Does that count in his book?