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How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?
Go hug a tree, tree hugger.

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?
What we do is we take all of the trees and place them in a dark closet so no one can find them.

You idiot. How can logging companies stay in business if they cut down all of their products? There's a Christmas tree farm that produces over one million trees a year and they have been doing this since the thirties. Think about it.

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?
I've been involved in illegal logging since I was out of diapers (and even a few times while still in diapers!) - somebody better lock me up soon, I'll do it again I swear!! 😲

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Originally posted by slappy115
What we do is we take all of the trees and place them in a dark closet so no one can find them.

You idiot. How can logging companies stay in business if they cut down all of their products? There's a Christmas tree farm that produces over one million trees a year and they have been doing this since the thirties. Think about it.
If they didn't cut down trees, what would he wipe his a$$ with?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
If they didn't cut down trees, what would he wipe his a$$ with?
The leaves?
At least they'd grow back next year...

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
Illegal logging
Is that when you have to take a sneaky dump at the apartment of a girl you're supposed to be taking out for the first time while she's in the bedroom to find her purse and hope she doesn't go in to the toilet after you to be offended by the foul stench of your reeking, rotting bowels?

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Is that when you have to take a sneaky dump at the apartment of a girl you're supposed to be taking out for the first time while she's in the bedroom to find her purse and hope she doesn't go in to the toilet after you to be offended by the foul stench of your reeking, rotting bowels?
I think you've nailed it.

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?
Grab an axe and beat them to it.

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Originally posted by Riddle2007
How do we stop them before they chopped down the last forest?
Make it legal that will stop it