Jeans.

This is going to sound a bit like a girl s*i*eing on about shopping, but, it has to be said.

All retailers in Ireland think that everyone is four feet three inches tall. They also think that all males are someone's grandfather except the ones who are gay. It is impossible to find a pair of jeans that doesn't scream "I'm playing bowls later with Phyllis and Arthur from the club" or, worse "I'm going to the 'Toolbox' to pull a bloke later." The few pairs of jeans you might find that actually fit the 36-38 inch waist and the 34 inch leg are either old-man trousers or the random pair of "distressed" and "stonwashed" jeans. When the hell did everyone forget that there are "average guys" who want to wear "average guy jeans?"

Waste of half my day. Not to mention the shoes debacle (who wears red shoes for crying out loud?!?)

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
This is going to sound a bit like a girl s*i*eing on about shopping, but, it has to be said.

All retailers in Ireland think that everyone is four feet three inches tall. They also think that all males are someone's grandfather except the ones who are gay. It is impossible to find a pair of jeans that doesn't scream "I'm playing bowls later with Phyl Not to mention the shoes debacle (who wears red shoes for crying out loud?!?)

leperchauns could sue the "trolls" if any big jeans were but in stores....


but red shoes??? like the wizard of oz type???😳

Originally posted by jvanhine
leperchauns could sue the "trolls" if any big jeans were but in stores....


but red shoes??? like the wizard of oz type???😳

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Move to England. 🙂

edit: I have a 34 inch waist and the 34 inch leg.
lol 😀

another spelling mistake...:'(...bet then again dont live where they are and dont eat lucky charms so the need to know might not be needed....

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
All retailers in Ireland think that everyone is four feet three inches tall. They also think that all males are someone's grandfather except the ones who are gay.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
What are you on about? Or is this supposed to be humorous?

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I'm on about the fact that I went into town to get a pair of jeans today and everything was made for tiny people who were in a nursing home or wanted to wear a whole bunch of spray paint on their ass. All up and down James street and Grafton street. It would be more helpful if you told me where you get your non-tiny, non-gay jeans than asking whats going on.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
I can't help you out with where to get 36/34 jeans, but this link might help. 😉 http://murl.se/24958

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
That's funny. Wait 'til I meet your sorry ass in the street - I won't need to know you're "Ragnorak" (gay fantasy novel reference btw) and you won't have to identify yourself in any other way - the truth is, I'll know you as a complete tosser no matter who you show up as. There's a good chance I saw you today, waiting on your boyfriend on Grafton St.

Edit: 😉😛😕

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Are you saying you don't have a sizeable paunch?

What's with the homophobia, btw? Unpleasant experience with your uncle when you were a kid or what?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
What's with the homophobia, btw? Unpleasant experience with your uncle when you were a kid or what?

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I am sure some are right at home wearing red tennis shoes and gay pants. I can picture them skipping through the streets. 😕

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Not wanting to look gay isn't exactly being homophobic. Much like criticising Israel isn't being anti-Semitic. Eh?