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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm just sayin....i mean no woman wants to date a bum with no cash
money doesn't matter if you're dangerous. hungry like a wolf, a little dangerous, smile occasionally and you're in. it's stupid, but it works. being beautiful helps, but looking rough can work even better.

I think the money thing is more about the fact that it represents power, which makes you dangerous. but you can also have power through admiration/followers: sing in a band, lead a cult, run a company (the bigger the better), paint, write -all of those things give you power over other people, which makes you a little dangerous.

nice and harmless is exactly what you don't want to be. or perceived as, to be more precise.

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Originally posted by wormwood
nice and harmless is exactly what you don't want to be. or perceived as, to be more precise.
Unless you're someone like Dennis Nilsen.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Unless you're someone like Dennis Nilsen.
I bet even he is practically drowning in steamy letters from women. it's a weird thing, the human mind...

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Originally posted by wormwood
I bet even he is practically drowning in steamy letters from women. it's a weird thing, the human mind...
I like the image of drowning in steam.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I like the image of drowning in steam.
you get quite wrinkly after a while though. like a shar pei puppy. which will make you cute instead of dangerous. no more steamy letters, end of drowning.

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Originally posted by wormwood
money doesn't matter if you're dangerous. hungry like a wolf, a little dangerous, smile occasionally and you're in. it's stupid, but it works. being beatiful helps, but looking rough can work even better.
Read some Bukowski's books, he turned it into an art form.

Girl In A Miniskirt Reading The Bible Outside My Window

Sunday, I am eating a
grapefruit, church is over at the Russian
Orthadox to the
west.

she is dark
of Eastern descent,
large brown eyes look up from the Bible
then down. a small red and black
Bible, and as she reads
her legs keep moving, moving,
she is doing a slow rythmic dance
reading the Bible. . .

long gold earrings;
2 gold bracelets on each arm,
and it's a mini-suit, I suppose,
the cloth hugs her body,
the lightest of tans is that cloth,
she twists this way and that,
long yellow legs warm in the sun. . .

there is no escaping her being
there is no desire to. . .

my radio is playing symphonic music
that she cannot hear
but her movements coincide exactly
to the rythms of the
symphony. . .

she is dark, she is dark
she is reading about God.
I am God.

--Charles Bukowski

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Read some Bukowski's books, he turned it into an art form.
I did, I think it's required from every boy in his teens? (and then the millers, graduating to burroughs' I guess...)

the poems are great, I have love is a dog from hell open here just now...

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Originally posted by wormwood
I did, I think it's required from every boy in his teens? (and then the millers, graduating to burroughs' I guess...)

the poems are great, I have love is a dog from hell open here just now...
...but who would wanna be, who would wanna be, such an ahole?

- Modest Mouse