Originally posted by shavixmirI am surprised Shavi,
With all the great advise I've been given, I'm rather disappointed at the responses I've received. In fact, one, to be precise.
She said she didn't have any disabilities, but asked if I minded if she took her teeth out at night.
i would have expected more women to get in touch with you. Is this a dutch site your using or an english one?
Glad you survived India.
Originally posted by shavixmirPros: Much travelled author, requires test subject for his Michelin Star rated cooking. Skills include complex logical problem solving and gastro problems expertise. Highly skilled with hands.
Unemployed, homeless 35 year old male is looking for attractive, 25 to 42 year old female with a car. Slight physical handicaps are not important; blindness or deafness is even welcome.
I’m not skinny and I don’t have long hair.
Personally, I’m not too partial to the Bergen Belsen look, but should your ribs be countable, don’t worry! I’m an excellent cook!
Cons: Highly developed brain functions have resulted in head expanding beyond hair, and time spent pondering complex problems has resulted in a "prosperous" physique.
Seeks: Companionship and maybe more. Must like fart jokes... And farts.
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Originally posted by shavixmirthere a are jobs and jobs. start a brothel, a brewery, making porn movies, a cult for cheesy 'eastern' philosophy with excessive focus on sex of course?
Job? Work?
Only horses and slaves have jobs, my dear friend.
If anyone were to suggest such horrors to me, I'd be forced to give them a fierce slap across their left cheek!
The thought of it....
brrrrrrr....
high priest shavi. it has a ring to it.
Originally posted by shavixmirtry to work in the toe painting.
A long time ago, oh… way before you were born, I was a reknown sex God.
No, don’t let the avatar distract you, I was sex on legs, porn in bed and Godly on toilets; admittadly, not all my venues were quite as pristine and scrubbed as one would have liked.
Anyways, those days are long behind me. After pooping my way through India, realising there’s more ...[text shortened]... -
Edit: I say "good", but obviously beggers can't be choosers, so any old shag will suffice.
Originally posted by shavixmirTHOSE ... AREN'T ... PILLOWS!!!! ...
35 going on 50.
I have multiple talents. But I guess my best talent is gurgling the Scottish national anthem.
I'm in a great shape. Most people say I dress like I'm wearing a sack, but even then my fine, round shapes can clearly be appreciated.
Originally posted by shavixmirI'm just sayin....i mean no woman wants to date a bum with no cash, well not a lot of them anyway...You could sell drugs i s'pose, that's got leg wetting value in some circles.
Job? Work?
Only horses and slaves have jobs, my dear friend.
If anyone were to suggest such horrors to me, I'd be forced to give them a fierce slap across their left cheek!
The thought of it....
brrrrrrr....