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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4645708.stm
"The world's smallest known fish can measure as little as 7.9mm"
There certainly are bigger drops than that. And "sea" is used colloquially as synonymous with ocean. Besides, who says size is all that matters (if size matters)? Although I think I'd rather be a fish than a drop, but that's just my personal preference.
Leave it to Noodles to set the record straight. 🙂

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Originally posted by Palynka
YOU replied to my original post and now complain about stalking?

Whatever, indeed.
Uh-oh... I can see a cat fight brewing. 😲

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Sure, but everyone ignores my perfectly good ad. Fine. Be that way.

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edit: we really need a wider spectrum of smileys!!!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Uh-oh... I can see a cat fight brewing. 😲
I believe it's already over, although I am sure they will be back at it some day.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Sure, but everyone ignores my perfectly good ad. Fine. Be that way.

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edit: we really need a wider spectrum of smileys!!!
I noticed it, it was good. Probably better than my blunt one.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I believe it's already over, although I am sure they will be back at it some day.
It was fun while it lasted. Shame about rmacken background grunting.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Looking for a man who wastes all his hormones growing hair? Then skip this ad. I prefer to save my hormones for recreational activities with just the right woman. I can spend all my time meeting your needs as I'm neither hindered by a job nor by distance. In fact, I'm free to move in with you as soon as you can pick me up!
What a catch! 😀

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Surely he'll have to beat women off with a stick after that!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I think he's secretly in love with SJ and oysters. 🙂
I think he's secretly in love with SJ's oyster.

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This thread has given me an idea:

Womanless long-haired unshaven guy seeks job.

Any offers?

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Originally posted by Ian68
This thread has given me an idea:

Womanless long-haired unshaven guy seeks job.

Any offers?
How old are you?

What are your talents?

What kind or shape are you in?

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Originally posted by mlprior
How old are you?

What are your talents?

What kind or shape are you in?
35 going on 50.

I have multiple talents. But I guess my best talent is gurgling the Scottish national anthem.

I'm in a great shape. Most people say I dress like I'm wearing a sack, but even then my fine, round shapes can clearly be appreciated.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
35 going on 50.

I have multiple talents. But I guess my best talent is gurgling the Scottish national anthem.

I'm in a great shape. Most people say I dress like I'm wearing a sack, but even then my fine, round shapes can clearly be appreciated.
So with all the great advice you have received the offers must be overwhelming. So just the choice ones will do. Tell us all.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I prefer oysters.
How about rich, powerful oysters?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
35 going on 50.

I have multiple talents. But I guess my best talent is gurgling the Scottish national anthem.

I'm in a great shape. Most people say I dress like I'm wearing a sack, but even then my fine, round shapes can clearly be appreciated.
Perfect!

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