Originally posted by shavixmir
This is what I have so far:
[i]Unemployed, homeless 35 year old male is looking for attractive, 25 to 42 year old female with a car. Slight physical handicaps are not important; blindness or deafness is even welcome.
I’m not skinny and I don’t have long hair.
Personally, I’m not too partial to the Bergen Belsen look, but should your ribs be ...[text shortened]... -
Edit: I say "good", but obviously beggers can't be choosers, so any old shag will suffice.
Looking for a man who wastes all his hormones growing hair? Then skip this ad. I prefer to save my hormones for recreational activities with just the right woman. I can spend all my time meeting your needs as I'm neither hindered by a job nor by distance. In fact, I'm free to move in with you as soon as you can pick me up!
